Santas Little Helper Contest

[Jay]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday/Monday Morning - Midnight
Eastern: Monday 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 6 RPs

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day

[michellelewallen]

The Scene opens at a local mall with Santa Claus asking little children what they would like for christmas. As Santa is done with the last child, up walks the EWE Diva Michelle LeWallen and sits on Santa's Lap

Michelle: HEY THERE SANTA! You know, you work so hard every year, with makeing toys, and goin around the world all in one night! And as we all know Mrs.Claus is getting a little old, and a whole lot bigger. How do you seem to keep doing it?

Santa: Um! Oh my little Michelle how you have grow. (under his breath) In more places than one.

Just then Michelle's face widened up, and she slapped santa claus right out of his chair.

Michelle: HOW DARE YOU GET A HARD ON WITH ME IN YOUR LAP!!! I know I am that damn good looking, but man. Anyways! I am here to let all those other *beep* in the EWE Diva locker room know just who I am. I am that DAMN GOOD! And if they dont saty out of my way in this match. Ya! I am talking to Brooke, my ex friend, and Trish UN-Stratus fiying. I mean come on look at Brookes man, A fat old wrestler with no talent. And look at my buff, young and oooooohhhhhhh, wheew cant talk no more on Mike or I may have to go to the bathroom for a min. Anyways, this is just a short little reminder on who the best diva is. And who is gonna win Santa's Little Helper match. Me, and dont nobody forget it!!!

[michellelewallen]

hey santa, maybe if i wore this, u wouldnt know who those other divas even were... huh

["Charismatic" Christy Chaos]

One and only...it's short....not because I'm way behind...I had this one written since way before Chaos Deadline...but because no intention on winning...thanks for the usage BJ...enjoy

Ain't I just a cute little Christmas Present?

[JOHNNY FK'N CHAOS]

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[¤] We pick up just after Johnny has finished an Interview following Chaos...Johnny then hears Snake calling him from down the hall and leaves the screen...as Drama starts to follow Steele lightly grabs her arm. [¤]

[¤] Derek's Boy [¤] Jonathan Steele [¤]
Sorry to interupt...but do you think I could get a quick interview for you before you go?...being your 1st match and all.

[¤] The Extreme Manager [¤] Drama [¤]
Fine...Make it quick...any smart lip like that to me...and I'll really do what he started.

[¤] Derek's Boy [¤] Jonathan Steele [¤]
Ok ok....Drama you have been associated with eWe as Johnny's Manager since March of last year...that's 21 months...but this Sunday for the 1st time you will be entering a eWe Ring by yourself not at Johnny's side...granted it's only a Santa's Little Helper Contest not a real match...it is the closest thing to having a match you have ever had...so I guess my question is...how do you feel about stepping into a ring for your own competion for the 1st time?

[¤] The Extreme Manager [¤] Drama [¤]
I think it's about time...it's about time I can show all these low class sluts what a real diva is all about...eWe knows beauty...that is why they have put me in this contest...granted they were a little blind when they screw that scrub Christy in it....none the less...here is your beauty.

[¤] Derek's Boy [¤] Jonathan Steele [¤]
What would be your oppinun on each opponent...starting with Michelle LeWallen.

[¤] The Extreme Manager [¤] Drama [¤]
Oh god...I was wrong...Christy ain't the only skank...I forgot she was in it...Michelle is well...she's pathetic...the only man she can get is a pathetic loser like Mike Armstrong...at least my man can gain some gold...he can't even gain a victory....I doubt she could either...I don't even have any ring experience...and I'd still kick her ass in a match...please Jonathan she's nothing...move along.

[¤] Derek's Boy [¤] Jonathan Steele [¤]
uh ok...well what about nWo's Goddess...Former Women's Champion Brooke McGuire?

[¤] The Extreme Manager [¤] Drama [¤]
Ptff...give me a break...I may not be a trained wrestler...but come on...Trishatina?....that's who she beat to become Champion...I coulda even beat her...she brought more disgrace to the title then anyone...Brooke...maybe not as much as Trishatina...but still...her reign was a fluke...a dud...a cheap win over Trish Stratus...Trish wasn't expecting the match to become a regular match...she didn't know about a pinfall cause she thought it was suppose to be Bra and Panties...Brooke was the weakest link of Poetic Justice...not Trish...sure after the events on Xplosion...Poetic Justice is on the verge of falling downhill...but it's not because of Brooke...it's because of the once called White Tiger...now Jeff Payne...though Johnny thinks he's overrated...but I'll agree with him there...Brooke let me ask you...how can you get hit with your own finisher...by someone who's never fought a single match?...I think that answers your question there Jonathan..

[¤] Derek's Boy [¤] Jonathan Steele [¤]
Ok now what about the Women's Champion....Candice Michelle...who is also apart of your Stable.

[¤] The Extreme Manager [¤] Drama [¤]
She's alright in my book...she's the Champion...she's undefeated...she's beaten all the best divas in the business...she has earned it all...she's apart of Revolution X...so there's nothing bad I can say about her...if I don't win...she surely will...meaning this baby belongs to Revolution X.

[¤] Derek's Boy [¤] Jonathan Steele [¤]
Last....but most certainly not least for you and Johnny...Christy Chaos.

[¤] The Extreme Manager [¤] Drama [¤]
Definately not least...The B*%*H just don't get it...Johnny has tried telling her she ain't cut out for this business...she wouldn't listen...for her own good he took matters into his own hands...she still has come back for me...she is just an idoit plain and simple...I can rest assure...she will get it after next Sunday...I will teach her a few things...and show her she ain't cut out for this business...after what I do to her...it will be plain and simple...because I ain't a trained Wrestler...so after you see what I do to her...just imagine what a professional will do.

[¤] Derek's Boy [¤] Jonathan Steele [¤]
Right...well...any last comments?

[¤] The Extreme Manager [¤] Drama [¤]
Yeah...don't stand in our way...don't ever lip me or Johnny again...any of Revolution X for that matter....or we'll make you wish you never followed Derek into eWe...as for next Sunday...I gurantee you this...their will be some Drama..

[¤] Drama slaps her hair across the face of Steele and walks off screen as it sticks on Steele and fades away. [¤]

[candicemichelle]

Heyy
here is the roleplay.. goodluck to all the divas im facing. This will be of course, the last rp of 2005 for Candice.. lets hope 2006 kicks ass! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.. Anyways.. Clik the Link

www.freewebs.com/diva4lyfe/Lita/slhcrpp.htm

["eWe Legend" Jeff Payne™]

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