[glow=BLUE,2,300]Scene 1
Playing Poker
(Scene fades in to Blue Panther, K~ Dawg, Dook Shaz, and Doc sitting around a table playing some poker. Panther has a mad amount of chips.)
Blue Panther: Ah Man! Doc and me are schooling you in poker just like we did in the ring on Chaos.
K`Dawg: Whatever man just wait till the end of the night we will see who has all of the chips.
(Panther hugs the chips.)
Panther: You're not taking my precious, no way no how!!
(They all laugh)
Doc: What a show we got this week at Final Cut. Panth and me got a huge tag match that I feel we could easily come on top of, Nicole has Toxic Angel in a cage match, K has Johnny Chaos.
Dook: That’s all fine but I don’t have an F’N match.
K: Hey you can’t fight at every PPV.
Doc: Yeah I Know. Oh Well.
(Panther re-deals the cards and they start betting)
K: Shit I Fold!
(They all continue betting)
Panther: By the way I had an idea last night to make Outlaws more publicized.
Doc: Shoot!
Panther: …Anyway, how about we start being more of that special, well-developed, sophisticated, super, SUPERB, copyrighted and patented times over, with…
Doc: SHUT…UP… and just say it all ready!!! Not with your Ceno accent!
Panther: Fine! I was just trying to make it sound better. How about an Outlaws Idol!
(K, Doc, and Dook look at him with there mouths open)
K: Are you shitting me? That is the worst idea ever…
Doc: and it just might work.
(They all slap down the cards and run out of the room Panther waits a second)
Panther: Honey! I’ll be right back I have to do something.
Nicole: Ok whatever I was just in the middle of training.
Panther: I knew you would understand.
Nicole: Yes I want some cheese when you go to get groceries.
Panther speaks to camera: She doesn’t understand what I’m saying cause she is in the basement I could say I’m making love to her sister and she would never understand me.
Nicole: You ARE WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Panther: Nothing. Maybe she just heard what she wants to hear.
(Panther walks away as Nicole storms up stairs.)
Nicole: You come back here now
Panther: BYE HONEY! (HE yells from out side)
(Scene fades out)
Scene 2
Outlaws Idol
(Scene fades in to Dook Shaz dressed as Ryan Sycrast as American Idol music plays in the background.)
Dook: Welcome to Outlaws Idol! We have 5 special ordinary superstars that want to become Outlaws we will see what they got.
(Scene changes to Panther, K and Doc behind a table that resembles American Idol)
Panther: 1st Contestant Please!
(A guy walks in and resembles Boogey Man except instead of horns has bananas in his head and instead of a clock has a dildo in his hand)
K: Oh No!!
Panther: What is our name?
?: I am the horny man and I’m coming to fuck ya!
Doc: WOW! I need to call Rose right now I have a big sex craving.
(Horny man starts doing pelvic thrusts)
Horny: Hee Hee! I’m getting a stiffy.
Panther: OUT!!! NEXT!
(Horney walks away crying as Peter Griffin and Brain walk in)
Peter: I want to be a wrestler. Hit it Ryan.
(They both get in banana costumes.)
Peter and Brian: Peanut Butter Jelly time, Peanut Butter Jelly time, We at we at we at we at, go peanut butter jelly,
PANTHER: STOP!!! GO YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY LEAVE!!
(Peter runs away crying Brian tries to console him.)
Panther: Man was this ever a bad idea.
Doc: I Know.
K: I’ll see you later. I’m going home.
(K leaves.)
Doc: Well we have this place till seven so why not cut a promo.
(Panther laughs. Panther faces camera.)
Panther: Well it looks like we have a big PPV coming up and me and Doc have an eventful match. We are against some of the greatest superstars to ever step in the ring but guess what? None of them have anything close to our talents. Our fans know that, and soon the wrestling world will too when Doc and me will win that 4-way. We will prove that we are the greatest tag team in wrestling history,
and go to Hell Frozen Over to take the titles away from DOD!(Panther Pauses)
Panther: You are probably asking why I can be so cocky, since I’m against the Baxter sisters and the like. Well it’s simple really: everyone is way too preoccupied to concentrate on this match. Christy Chaos is worried about Johnny Chaos, Johnny Chaos is fighting K~Dawg, Trish is wrestling Rikku, Jaxson has Lewis to take care of, and TA has Nicole. It seems the only people who don’t have their minds wandering is Doc, Gothika, and myself. Now I can’t speak for Gothika, but Doc and me, like I said last week, are focused on this win. It doesn’t matter who we have to face, because we are ready. Me being focused is a bad sign for all those other wrestlers because when I’m focus God himself can’t stand toward my power, talents, viciousness, and charisma. This match is going to show what I’m made of. I am going to show my true ability when I step into the ring with 6 amazing athletes. You will all bear witness to why I call myself MR. EWE!
(Pauses)
Panther: I would like to give a little message to each team now. : First Extreme Connection. Well I don’t know much about you two. I don’t have a problem with either of you. I respect you though for what you have done to bring eWe where it is today. Johnny Chaos you are one of the original members of eWe and really revolutionized this company and I’m honoured to be facing you. Too bad you and Christy don’t get along cause you two would have a good chance at taking this. Next is Revolution X. Kris Jaxson, what a match we had last PPV. It was a classic. Well were in the ring again on Final Cut and this time it’s not going to end like the last. This time I’m going to be the one on top. You got lucky last PPV this time. Now I’m going to make you taste defeat. Then there’s his partner Trish. The slut that thinks that my wife and me are a disgrace to wrestling, right? Well guess what last time I checked you lost to my wife. And it wasn’t any fluke. I’m going to do the same to my wife did and that’s beat you right in the middle of that ring. See you may have some problems with my wife, or that might just be your PMS running off, but the fact is you are just boo hooing and not doing. If you have a problem do something about it. I’m sure she would be glad to embarrass you again. And then there is Toxic Angel and Gothika. You sure got us 2 weeks ago and sure you won. But like in the past I’ve always liked my wombs and come back even harder than I had before. This is no exception. Baxters, the end result this time will be different. I WILL come out on top.
(Pauses)
Panther: NOW JUST TRY TO PROVE ME WRONG!!
(They walk away as scene fades out and Final cut commercial shows)
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