Condor Vs Chris Steel

[Jay]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday/Monday Morning - Midnight
Eastern: Monday 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 4 RPs

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day

[The Forsaken]

Warning:This is just a RP these Views are for entertainment perpus only do not get offended just laugh it off. There are links to nudity just click if you are over the age of 18 but personally I don't care just don't get caught and blame me.


Scene 1-I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!!

We start in the arena. Suddenly Liar by Korn starts to play. The Lights Dim a figure is standing in the entrance way of the stage. A Spot light hits the figure to reveal CHRIS STEEL. The Fans explode.

Fans: WELCOME BACK.....WELCOME BACK......WELCOME BACK.

With a smile on his face Chris walks down to the ring. He gets in and just stands there moment. Taking it all in. The ring announcer hands Chris a mic.

CS: Damn I have missed this. This feeling a feeling you can only get when you stand in this ring in front of Twenty Thousand people. Now I have a lot of ground to cover and only alittle time to do it in. Lets rewind about a month and a half ago. Right before Wrestlemania I was in a series of match's with Law. Tag,Six Man Tag and so on all building to the one on one showdown with me and him for the then My Mid Eastern Title. I lost all those match's. Not cause Law was all great and crap cause I had a lot going on in my life. Those match's wasn't me. My head just wasn't there I had some family issues going on at the time. I wont go into much detail about it but I will say it was a matter of life and death for someone who is the World to me. She is better now. Now that I got threw that road block well more like a detour that lead me right into Hell. Cause that what it felt like knowing that this person you love could die a slow painful death yet there really wasn't much you could do to help but pray and hope the Doctors you brought her to were good enough to save her. I would not wish this pain and feeling of hopelessness on my worst enemy. Any way were past this now we went threw Hell spit the Devil in the face kicked Death in the nuts and went on threw back on the right road. Now that my head is in the game I am wanting to do two things. One get another match with Law I know me and him could put on a classic not some Seven Minute filler match on Wrestlemania like we had. Second I want back my Fucking Mid Eastern Title. But before I can do any of this there I have to first show I have no ring rust by making this Condor chump my Bitch at Heatwave!

Fans:CHRIS IS GOING TO KILL YOU....CHRIS IS GOING TO KILL YOU

CS: Now it is back to the Chris you know and love. I don't want to go on a rant here but. What the Fuck is up with these damn Mexicans? There Bitching and moaning that they want to be giving the right as everyone else. Well You would get the right if you didn't come over here fucking illegally. Your Called illegal aliens for a fucking reason lets see ughh because what you are doing is against the fucking law! I saw all these protest and marches you know what I did. I drove by one and screamed INS and it was like the fucking running of the bulls. Mexicans running everywhere it was hilarious. Plus because of these damn day with out Mexicans I was able to drive places with out being run off the road cause we all know these Mother Fuckers can't drive for shit. I went to my favorite Burger Joint and got my order right cause a person that knew ENGLISH took my order. Another thing that pissed me off is all this stupid fucking new coverage of these kids at Duke they played some stupid sport that really isn't a sport I think it was like ping pong, Lacrosse ,water polo or some gay ass sport like that. There is all this coverage of it cause they ran train on some Ho. They showed all these parent I am out rage and crap Hell I would be relieved. They play a gay sport yet the banged a chick. If I was one of the parents and My son was involved in this I would be Thank God he is straight.The chick is claiming rape but the reality of it is she is just disappointed she thought she was getting banged by the Football team. When she found out what sport they really played she claimed the rape. Finally one last thing before I go this goes out to the movie makers PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO SEE A MOVIE ABOUT GAY COWBOYS. THEY WANT TO SEE ONE ABOUT GAY COWGIRLS. Lesbians equal money,Fags equal people getting sick. One last thing before I go what would a Chris Steel Promo be without nudity so here you go.

A Bunch of Random naked chicks appear on the Tron.
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Liar plays again and Chris leaves the ringside area.

Scene 2-Phone Call.

Scene starts in the lockeroom Chris is sitting back on his nice leather couch Drinking a root beer. His cell phone rings Chris picks it up.

CS: Yes.

CCC:What the Fuck man you come back to EWE and not bring me back with you. What's the deal.

CS: Listen hanging with you was good and all but dude you didn't win one singles match.

CCC: What about the tag match's?

CS: We both know I carried your asses in those matches. Face facts man your not cut out for EWE you belong somewhere more your talent level. Hey go to wWw you could rule that place cause they are way less talented then you. A three word promo could win you most of your match's. Cause the majority of those jackasses can't do a promo more then two words cause that's what happens when you inbreed the brain cells drop.

CCC: I don't want to go there I would so be a outsider. Just Cause I have more then two teeth and cause My Mom and Dad aren't also Brother and Sister. Plus look at where the run there shows. Who would really want to go and wrestle in Pig Fuck Alabama.

CS: You got a point. But it can't be all that bad I heard those chicks up there are real easy.

CCC: True but how can you tell which one is a chick and which is a dude they all have beards.

CS: Ughh Hell if I know?

CCC: I guess I will just stay retired.

CS: Hey don't worry I will always use you in a Filler spot in my RP's cause I always run out of crap to say so I need some filler shit from time to time.

CCC: Thanks man.

CS: No Problem bye.

Chris hangs up the phone.

CS: God I have to look that up I never knew there was a Pig Fuck Alabama.

[condor]

condor sits in taco tico wearing a ministry T-shirt and a patch covered jacket iwth band such as the sex pistols th eclash the ramones and other various punk bands when Condor looks out the window and sees a van with the words sacrificial lamb on hte side of it and he automaticaly know its a christian band the infuriates of condor so he goes outside and with his bueno sized drink still in his hand

Condor: hey! get over here

the band walks over there it is a four member band the lead singer with dreadlocks and a 3_16 t-shirt
the drummer with a shaved head and a plain black t-shirt
the bassist with and i heart god shirt on
and the guitarist with no shirt on
they are all weiaring blue jeans

hey so where are you boys headed

we are on our way to a gig its gonna rock realy hard

i doubt that *the badn looks at him confused* well look here you jesus badn wagon riders you are all only a christian band becuase you have a gauranteed audience of 3 million just in the us and another thing i hate chiristian music if i wanna hear about god ill go to churhc if i wann ahear about fucknig fighitng drugs an dsatan illlistlen to music damit and that why lilitsen as a matter of fact *Condor smacks all four of them* thats for defaming the good sinfull name of music i mean c'mon you all know this hippy peice of shit smokes pot *condor motions to the one wtih dreadlocks* he has a layer of filth you just cant wash off Condor axehandles him into the pavement the other three stand there stunned

adn as for you you arian brother looking shithead i bet you just play in the band to look fo rniggers to try and beat up you say its to purify but truly you hate them becuase you have a little dick *Condor chokeslams him onto the hood of the van*


the other two start to run but Condor grabs them both by the collar and pulls them back and as for you two i was gonna let you go but no no no you just had to run so know i am gonna have to deal with you the only way a tru sinner could Condor pulls out a joint and a knife now you two smoke this orill fucking kill you the yboth smoke the joint and hold it in there lungs for only seconds

thats ok baby puff if you want this isnt weed, its angeldust for you angels

*Condor then steps over the knocked out bodiesfo the other to member and drags both of the other two now tripping out members across the street to the churchwhere they were suppose to play there gig adn drag them righ tup to the stage where a crowd stands anxious Condor gets on the mic and says hi all you good christian teens i want you tobe just like theses good boys here *condor looks back and notices that the two band members are jacking one another off* well have fun at your phony faggot god loving bitch concert

Condor then walks out of the church punching random poeple in the face as he walks by them as soon as he gets out side he shakes his ehad quickly and wlks across back into taco tico sits back down and starts back on his nachos

[The Forsaken]

OOC:Condor nice little RP I hate that Christian Music Crap to.

Scene One-A Chance meeting

Scene starts in the hallway we see Law at a table fixing a cup of coffee. From Behind Chris Steel comes up and just stares a hole right threw Law. Law is unaware of who is behind him. Law turns around and right into Chris causing the hot coffee to spill all over Law.

Law: Why don't you watch....

Law looks up to see who he bumped into.

Law:Well Well look who it is.

CS: Law I have a couple of things to say to you.

Law:Is that so.

CS:Yes it is like first off when the fuck are you going to give me what mine. A rematch for the Mid Eastern Title.

Law:Lets see I beat you like three or four times in tags and single match's and such so NEVER.

CS: Law you don't have a clue what I am capable of. When I don't get what I want.

Law: Chris give it up man you can not beat me.

CS: Well if your so sure of that then give me my rematch.

Law: You have been gone for almost two months and you think you can just come back and be at the front of the line? I don't think so.

CS: Law I will get that title back. A little heads up Law when a Champion gets hurt say a broken bones there title goes vacant.

Law: Chris I don't respond well to threats.

Law walks off and Chris is staring him down as he walks off.


Scene 2-In the ring.

Liar by Korn begins to play and Chris Steel makes his way down to the ring. The fans are going nuts. Chris slides into the ring and poses. He is then handed a mic.

CS:I have some good news and some bad news. First the bad news Condor fans HAHA as if he has any you hero doesn't stand a fucking chance. Now the good news I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. HAHA Ok time for being serious I am going to discuss something very important to me. That is the price of the Playstation 3. I don't want to go off on a rant here but. WHAT THE FUCK were the creators thinking? SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS are they fucking insane. Come on like who has enough money to actually buy one of those. Granted there is a cheaper 40x version that's Four Hundred but it is worthless it wont be backward compatible. Wont be able to go online. Its useless to have a good one you need the 60x . Not only that the games will be $69.95-$89.95. That's right almost $90 for a video game. What the fuck who is actually rich enough to but that shit. Personally I say go for the Xbox 360 its cheaper and it looks just as good.

Fans:FUCK YOU SONY *stomp stomp stomp* FUCK YOU SONY!

CS:Another thing that pisses me off is Wal-mart and there edited cd's. Wal-mart had the new Rob Zombie CD for almost $15 but it is edited to Hell. While at Best Buy for $10 I can get it and it has all the Fucks,Pussys,And Shit right on in there no edits. Its little things like this that truly pisses me off. Now that I got that off my chest its naked time. Tron guy play the video.

A bunch of naked chicks appear on the Tron
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CS: One last bit of news before I go WWE still sucks!Viva la ROH!

Liar by Korn plays and Chris leaves the ringside area.

[stormfront]

I just wanted to say that Wal-Mart does indeed suck. I bought my Rob Zombie at Best Buy. OK, maybe this should have went to the ooc board. sorry.

[The Forsaken]

Scene One-Good Times and Great Memory's 1st Segment!

Scene starts with Colt Cabana sitting at a desk.

CCC:Hello fans incase you don't remember me I am Classic Colt Cabana. Tonight is the revival if you will of the Greatest talk show in EWE history Good Times and Great Memory's! Tonight episode we have as our guest Chris FUCKING Steel. Also we will have a state of EWE were we will talk about all the happenings here in EWE. In other words Folks we are loaded. So lets begin shall we with the State of EWE.

A Crappy graphic of STATE OF EWE Appears.

CCC:We start with the Champions of EWE ohh and so you know we will only be talking about Chaos cause nobody really gives a fuck about the brain dead assmunchers over on Xplosion. SO lets begin shall we. We begin with the Champions of EWE.Starting with the Woman's Champ Candice Michelle Grrrrrrrrrowl. This Fine sexy piece of ass is the main reason I came here to EWE. I been known a sneak a peek in the women's lockeroom and let me just say She makes my peepee go BOOOOOOING.In matter of Fact I got a picture of this hot diva naked lets all enjoy.

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CCC: Yeah that will get you off on a lonely night. By the way I am saleing those pictures of Candice on Ebay. Moving on lets talk about the Mid Eastern Champion Law.

Liar by Korn begins to play and Chris Steel storms to the ring.

CCC:Chris good buddy good Pal. Your not suppose to be out here yet. Your are suppose to wait till the second segment.

CS: Sorry Colt I couldn't wait when I heard the name Law I just had to come out here a speak my peace.

CCC: Well the floor is yours.

CS: Law backstage I went up to you man to man and asked you straight up give me a rematch and you refused.

Fans:BOOOOOOOO Law's a pussy......Law's a pussy.

CS: Indeed he is. See Law these fans know who the true champion is. They all know Law you were lucky you faced me on the right day. You faced me when my mind was in a hundred different places. You were able to capitalize on it and beat me. But seeing as I never used my rematch clause in which I had I am dew another shot at that title. You can't deny me Law I already went up to the boss and he said Steel vs Law again was a great idea a great way to get asses in the seats and sell shit load of tickets. So Law if you get by Predator I am next in line bitch and if you lose that title I still want your ass in the ring. Just so I can FUCK YOU UP!!

Fans: STEEL IS GOING TO KILL YOU....STEEL IS GOING TO KILL YOU!

CCC: Sorry to interrupt you Chris but we need to go to a commercial Break. Stay tuned folks we will have more with Chris Steel after the break.

*Hot Pockets
EWE Heatwave&Aftermath this Sunday
See No Evil May 19th
Jacking off Does it really make you blind this week on 60 minutes*

Scene 2-Good Times Great Memory's Segment 2

CCC: We are back folks and let me tell you. That piece 60 minutes does on Jack Off the results will shock you. Now lets give it back to Chris Steel who is probably going to go on a rant.

CS: Yes I am Colt you got a problem with that?

CCC: No I find your rants very educational.

CS: I am going to start off by talking about Stores. Well more about who works at these stores one in particular. Today is Mothers Day Happy Mothers Day by the way to all the Mothers out there. Well I got my Mom a awesome CD set of 50's Music she grew up in that era she loved it. But for my Wife I got her this awesome little massager she wanted and no it's not one of those sex devices you perverts. Also at the same place It was Baybrook Mall. My kids put there money together to get there Mom something good. They where $35 dollars short but they didn't know that. I went into there rooms while they were asleep and put money into there piggy banks so they would thing they had enough.

Fans:Aghhhhhhhhh

CS: HAHA anyway We went to the As Seen on TV Store to get there gift. One of those Robomaids for $80. We got it paid for it and left well after we went to the food court and filled up on Pizza and Garlic Rolls. We got Home and I got curious so I opened it and to my surprise it was empty. My kids paid $80 for a empty box. So Not to upset them I took it back with out telling them to exchange it. Went I got there I went to the sales clerk and showed him. I had the receipt and everything. This faggit ass mother FUCKER treated me like I stole something. By asking me stuff like are you sure it was empty. Are you sure your kids didn't take it out of the box. I was like hey asshole there was nothing to take out.The thing ways only 2 pounds even with everything in the box how was I suppose to know it was empty. Any way after getting me to the point of anger were I was about to commit Murder on the cockslurper. The Manager came over asked what's the deal. I told him he said How many Times do I have to tell you Robert the clerks faggit name. Not to put the Display Box by the actual product. The Manager said sorry that I wasn't the first this has happened to and gave me a Mall Gift Card worth $20 good for anyplace in the Mall. So I got home and wrapped the gift. Any other words Sale Clerks are JACKASSES.

CCC: Indeed they are. Something Similar happened to me at Big Lots.

CS: Dude your a famous wrestler why do you shop at a Discount Store.

CCC: That's the only place I can find Faygo Cola the official drink of JUGGALOS.

CS: ICP Sucks,JUGGALOS Suck,And Faygo Sucks.

CCC: I would love to finish this Discussion but were out of time. Till Next time I am Colt Cabana and this is Good Times and Great Memory's.

Crappy elevator Kenny G type music plays as we fade to black.

[[YEW-MAN-GAH!]]

"Fans:BOOOOOOOO Law's a pussy......Law's a pussy."

Chris, I don't mine you using Law and stuff, but he is a fan favourite... Big time.

[The Forsaken]

Well I am a bigger Fan Fav. Cause of my return and battleing threw the odds and everything. Remember Law even good guys get booed Ex. Jeff Hardy in ROH,John Cena,Christian in ROH.

[[YEW-MAN-GAH!]]

chrissteel said:

Well I am a bigger Fan Fav. Cause of my return and battleing threw the odds and everything. Remember Law even good guys get booed Ex. Jeff Hardy in ROH,John Cena,Christian in ROH.

Fine, fine, just letting you know that, when I do defend the Mid-eastern title against you again... the fans (in my roleplays) will firmly be cheering for me.