Condor Vs Mr. Extreme

[Jay]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday/Monday Morning - Midnight
Eastern: Monday 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 4 RPs

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day

[Jay]

[ Jay - I moved his rp ]


camera fades in as the remedt by seether plays and starts to pan through the crowd showing down with the SA sings then goes to the announcers

A1: wo wwhat a match we just saw

A2: a definate history maker i eman wow tha tladdr match was just amazing

A1: wait hold on there seems to be a commotion back stage

*camera then goes backstage and shows stormfront and condor beating the shit out of the janitor*

STORMFRONT: i said to mop of all of the beer and semen from oru dressing room floor and when i step in it and it is still sticky thats when all hell breaks loose

CONDOR: yeah and i said clean pu hte old condom sand bring em new ones is that so hard you dumb ass

STORMFRONT: you dumb little beaner do you speako englisho

CONDOR: yeah cmon i wan tmy room "SPICK* and span

Stormfront and condor both laugh Stormfront lights up a cigarette and then puts it out on the janitors forehead the janitor yelps someting in spanish and this just makes condor and storm laugh even heartier then they finaly let the janitor get up after what seems to be 10 minutes or more of just a beating

Stormfront: wait a second isnt our janitor black

Condor: yeah who cares though

Storm and Condor both laugh and then walk to the concession stand and order hot dogs With mustard when they recieve there hot dogs

Condor: oh my god mustard what the hell is this do i look canadion to you *he then pulls the guy over the counter and starts poruing mustard all over him and kicks him repaetedly in the ribs

Storm: realy man you ordered yours with mustard

Condor: did i, well this douchebag should have known what i meant *he kicks him again* then shoves the mustard bottle up his ass

*here comes jv*

jv: you gotta interviewer man

(interview will be the letter I)

I: well Condor aside from your disgusting and vulgar antics here hwo do you plan on winning this match after not winning on ematch so far

Condor: ok look the first match i was robbed and the second i was hungover so shove it

I: ok

Condor: ok but this match is gonna be a piece of cake i am gonna dominate this man and make him my bitch

I: wow are you sure abtou that

*Condor slaps the interviewer in the face*

CONDOR: HELL YES IM SURE!

*Condor walks off and the camera goes back to the interviewer stunned*