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Post by Jay on Oct 24, 2005 4:11:37 GMT -5
Deadlines:Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M. Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M. Central: Sunday/Monday Morning - Midnight Eastern: Monday 1 A.M. U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.RolePlay Limit: 6 RPs Per TeamRPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day
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Post by assassin2 on Oct 25, 2005 2:37:17 GMT -5
[glow=gold,2,300]Here's my first it's pretty much straight to the point with some mix of comedy and sexual references. Enjoy!!![/glow] Click Here
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Post by Sean "Slug" Lewis on Oct 26, 2005 15:50:45 GMT -5
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If it isn't the 3rd double letter PPV in a row... HH... Thank god for Final Cut... awesome roleplays from Jaxson and blue Panther... i'm looking forward to a good fight next month. Well, another DoD vs. AKA match... might as well do a roleplay... jk Steve.
This is gonna be good...
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{Scene one - End of Chaos}
The scene opens up in the arena at Chaos. The ring is filled with Snake, DOD, and AKA. There is an intense stare down from the challengers at the champions.
~Tazz~ We might not have to wait until Haloween Havoc.
Suddenly, Snake lifts up his EWE Championship belt, Rikku lifts up her Tag Team title, and Sean lifts up his Tag and X-Division titles. AKA give some remarks back as They start to exit the ring. Sean turns and looks at Snake as they start to talk.
~Jonathan~ What an amazing match.
...Suddenly though, Assassin rushes the ring again and pushes Sean from behind sending him into Snake... they both tumble out of the ring as Rikku is left in the ring with the Assassin. Assassin walks right past Rikku and picks up Snake's EWE title. He picks it up and starts to walk away, but Rikku grabs the other side of the strap. Assassin turns and looks at her... he gives a strong tug, but she doesn't move.
You can see Rikku mouth "That isn't yours".
~Tazz~ It's not his yet Rikku.
Shadow and Mad Man join Assassin in the ring. Rikku starts to get a worried look on her face...
The lights go out...
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN MY JUNGLE... AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
Welcome to the Jungle by Guns 'n Roses starts up as the crowd erupts. White Tiger, Eighteen, and Trish rush the ring as Rikku drops to the ground to check on Sean...
~Jonathan~ Poetic Justice is heading to the ring... and AKA isn't moving.
The 6 EWE Superstars stare each other down for a moment... then Assassin rushes White Tiger... Eighteen cuts off Assassin with a drop kick sending Assassin back into Shadow. Slade rushes Trish and tackles her to the ground. Eighteen helps Trish as White Tiger goes over to Assassin and Shadow... A fight brakes out... moments into the fight Blue Panther rushes the ring with a chair... He almost hits White Tiger as WT, Trish, and Eighteen exit the ring... The AKA raise there arms in the air, Assassin also has the EWE Title in his hands...
~Tazz~ Is AKA the new threat to Poetic Justice too?
Right when AKA thinks they have taken out the best, Slade gets hit in the back of the head with a chair from Rikku, Snake hits Shadow with a chair in the back, and Sean hits Blue Panther with a baseball bat to the lower back... the 3 AKA members drop to the canvas as Assassin turns around and faces DOD and Snake... Assassin drops the belt and slowly exits te ring...
~Jonathan~ That's all we have time for fans... what an amazing match!
~Tazz~ Halloween Havok... here we come!
The scene fades to black with Sean, Rikku, and Snake standing in the ring...
Fade to black...
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{Scene Two - Backstage after Chaos}
The scene opens with Rikku, White Tiger, Eighteen, Trish, and Sean walking into the locker room. Brooke is sitting at the table waiting for them.
~Brooke~ You guys almost got wasted.
~Eighteen~ Brooke, there is no such thing as getting wasted by AKA.
~Lewis~ We had it all under control... and after Sunday, there won't even be a problem with AKA.
~Rikku~ Sean... how about after Sunday night... we're done with AKA. There are so many other good tag teams I want to fight.
~Lewis~ Me too... Da Unit would be a good match, and Dook Shaz with K-Dawg, what will be a good team.
~Rikku~ We can't even show our true talent fighitng AKA.
Sean laughs as he starts to walk to the door.
~WT~ Where you going kid?
~Lewis~ Just for a walk... it's PPV time... I always get a little nervous.
White Tiger walks over next to Sean.
~WT~ A walk sounds good... lets go.
They both walk out of the locker room... They head down the hallway walking side by side.
~WT~ You still get on edge about these things?
~Lewis~ I don't know... there is just so much pressure right now... everyone is talking.
~WT~ Everyone is talking? You're the reason everyone is talking. They aren't just blowing out hot air... it's what you've done in the last month or so that has everyone talking.
~Lewis~ I don't know... it hasn't sunk in yet I guess.
~WT~ It should though... you're on top of the game right now... hell, you could be thrown into that Assassin vs. Snake match, and you would walk out the champion... I can say that with pride too.
~Lewis~ Sean Lewis... EWE Champion... wow.
~WT~ In good time Sean... Remember this, I want the first autograph.
~Lewis~ Well, in that case... I have to make it threw Halloween Havok... then Final Cut... then I can win King of Xtreme... then it's Wrestlemania 3 baby.
~WT~ You do know... I'll be in that King of Xtreme too right...
Sean gives White Tiger a little smile...
~Lewis~ Your point is?
White Tiger pushes Sean lightly, Sean rubs his arm as they keep walking.
~WT~ You remind me of HBK... it doesn't matter who is looking down on you... you know you can kick their ass and make it look damn good too.
~Lewis~ Me? The Show stoppa?
~WT~ The EWE Show Stoppa!
~Lewis~ I like the sound of that... but, I'm still the franchise... I am EWE.
~WT~ Whatever show stoppa... How about you take the show on Sunday night against AKA... keep those tag belts here in Poetic Justice... and show everyone why you have those straps.
~Lewis~ Peace of cake Jeff. It's another walk in the park against AKA on Sunday night. Been there, done that. Rikku and I are the most dominating tag team to ever run wild in the EWE. Nothing is going to change that...
~WT~ Now that I think of it... you two would break the title reign record if you walk out of Halloween Havoc with the belts still...
~Lewis~ Count that record broken...
This is gonna be good...
Sean and White Tiger walk around a corner and the scene fades away...
fade to black...
END [/glow]
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Post by Rikku!!!!! on Oct 27, 2005 0:48:08 GMT -5
[glow=yellow,2,300]Can I have eveyone's attention please. BBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! Thanks for your time! Scuba![/glow]
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Post by assassin2 on Oct 27, 2005 22:09:36 GMT -5
[glow=gray,2,300]Here's reolpay number two for Havoc. This one is a little bid more morbid then the first. Anyway enjoy.[/glow] Click Here
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Post by Sean "Slug" Lewis on Oct 28, 2005 0:26:11 GMT -5
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Meh... i might do one more...
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{Scene One - House Show}
The scene opens up at a small Northern California high school foot ball filed... EWE is hosting a special outdoor event for a lucky high school. The high school was selected by doing a fundraiser involving a can drive.
The jumbo tron lights up and shows the card for the evening. There are only 4 matches.
-Match 1- Mr. Man vs. Roddy Piper (The crowd cheers)
-Match 2- Cirian Michaels vs. Blue Panther (The crowd boos)
-Match 3- Eighteen vs. Mark Chaos (The crowd cheers again)
-Match 4- Sean Lewis and Rikku vs. K-Dawg and The Dook Shaz (The crowd erupts)
The DOD chant starts up as the lights around the jumbo tron fade away... the screen opens up to a scene out in the parking lot...
...a group of students are hanging out when the roar of an engine is heard in the distance... soon after a blue blur flys into the parking lot and slides into a spot next to the students... It's Sean Lewis' GTO... the crowd erupts as the kids all get a little excited...
...the door opens and Sean steps out. He has on his normal pair of girl jeans, a tight Rikku T-shirt, some flip flops, and his EWE titles over his shoulder. He pulls out his gear bag and looks at the kids.
~Lewis~ Hey there guys... what's up?
~Kid 1~ It's Sean Lewis... this punk isn't much older then us.
~Kid 2~ He doesn't look so big...
~Lewis~ Who said I was big?
~Kid 3~ Ha... he doesn't look that tough either...
~Lewis~ Who said I was tough?
~Kid 1~ Where is your girlfriend?
~Lewis~ I don't have a girlfriend...
~Kid 2~ Are you sure... what about that foxy Rikku?
~Lewis~ Rikku is not my girl friend guys... we're just tag partners.
~Kid 3~ It's ok dude... I think she's fine as hell.
~Lewis~ Lay off boys... she's way out of your league, and ay out of mine... why don't I walk you guys to the field so we can get this going.
~Kid 1~ Nah... we ain't going to that crappy fake shit... we're on the wrestling team Seany boy.
~Kid 2~ The real stuff.
~Lewis~ You mean... the real rolling around on the mat with guys arms inbetween your legs rubbing your groin real wrestling...
~Kid 3~ No... just not that fake ass jumping off the ropes powerbomb crap. Look at you, you can't be more then 200 pounds.
~Lewis~ I'm right around there... what is it to you?
~Kid 1~ What weight class did you wrestle in?
~Lewis~ Umm... I didn't wrestle in high school.
~Kid 2~ Ha... what did you do then?
~Lewis~ Well, I was a diver for the swim team... and I have always been big into riding bike... I don't lift many weights anyways.
~Kid 3~ Wow... are you gay?
Sean laughs for a moment... then looks at the kid...
~Lewis~ have you had your birthday yet this year kids?
They all shake there heads no...
~Lewis~ Do you want to see your birthday this year?
Sean drops his bag as the three little punks take off. Sean cracks a smile as he picks his bag back up and starts to walk towards the gate. The crowd gets louder as he gets closer...
...Sean walks to the front of the line, and he is let into the event... he walks backstage and notices Trixy is standing there...
~Lewis~ Trixy... can I talk to you for a minute?
Trixy walks over to Sean as some whistles in the crowd are heard...
~Lewis~ Trixy... do I look gay to you?
~Trixy~ No Sean... why would you ask that?
~Lewis~ Trixy... here...
Sean leans in and starts to kiss Trixy... they make out for about 10 seconds as Sean pulls away he bights her lip and Trixy shakes...
~Lewis~ That gay to you?
...with her eyes still shut...
~Trixy~ No...
~Lewis~ You OK Trixy?
~Trixy~ I've been waiting for that for awhile Sean...
The crowd goes crazy as Sean and Trixy both share a huge grin...
The scene fades away as they look at each other...
Fade to Black...
END
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{Scene Two - Dinner with Rikku}
The scene opens up after the house show. Sean and Rikku easily walked away with the voctory over Dook and K-Dawg. They are walking out to the parking lot...
~Lewis~ We're amazing... no one can stop us!
~Rikku~ AKA, Revolution X, Mexicools... it just doesn't matter when I'm with Seany boy.
They get to Sean's car and climb in.
~Lewis~ You hungry?
~Rikku~ You know it!
~Lewis~ You want to go grab a quick bite?
~Rikku~ Seany... are you asking me out on a date?
~Lewis~ NO! Why would I do that...
~Rikku~ Umm... why not... friends can date...
~Lewis~ Lets ust go eat... we don't have to name it. Where do you want to go? There is a Perkins...
~Rikku~ Sounds good to me.
Sean pulls into the Perkins... they find a spot near the door. They both get out and walk to the entrance... Sean opens the door for Rikku.
They walk into Perkins and get a lot of weird looks...
~Host~ Table for 2?
~Rikku~ Yep, just Seany and me.
~Host~ Follow me...
Rikku follows the host in front of Sean... they walk by a table with a few guys... they all check out Rikku's ass as she walks by... Sean stops and looks at the table... he makes a quick movement and all the men flinch... Sean then points his finger at them and shakes his head...
~Rikku~ SEANY!
Sean looks up and notices Rikku is already at the table.
~Lewis~ I'm coming...
Sean does one more quick movement before he leaves... he walks over to the table and sits down.
~Rikku~ I ordered you a drink Sean... a cherry coke... I rememeber you saying you like that stuff. I got a chocolate milk, cause Whit Tiger told me I have enough sugar in my blood... I hope I don't have sugar in my blood... cause that would be weird...
~Lewis~ Indeed... what's good here?
~Rikku~ I'm getting noodles... I love noodles. you don't even have to chew so much. Noodles were probably made for lazy people who didn't like to chew...
Suddenly the waitress walks up and sets down some glasses of water... Rikku stops talking and just stares at the water.
~Waitress~ What can I get you two cuties tonight?
~Lewis~ I'll just take some chicken noodle soup... Rikku?
~Rikku~ Hmm... I didn't ask for a water...
~Lewis~ Rikku... it's your turn to order...
~Rikku~ Oh ya... I want... Umm... I forgot...
Rikku opens the menue again and starts looking...
~Waitress~ Do you want a minute or two?
~Rikku~ Sure...
~Lewis~ Rikku... you wanted the noodles...
~Rikku~ That's right... I love noodles... noodles were made for lazy people...
~Lewis~ She will have some noodles...
~Waitress~ Got it kiddies. Should be up quick, not too busy.
Rikku is already looking at her water again...
~Lewis~ So... you ready for Halloween Havok?
~Rikku~ Duh... umm... I was wondering... do we have to dress up? Because if we do, you should dress up like a cheer leader Sean, and I'll be a foot ball player...
~Lewis~ We're not dressing up...
~Rikku~ Oh...
Sean starts to take a sip of his water...
~Rikku~ Why do you always freak out when people call me your girlfriend...
Sean's eyes get big as he sets the glass down and takes a big swallow.
~Lewis~ Just because...
~Rikku~ Hmm... I'm confused...
~Lewis~ I don't know... that would just be weird.
~Rikku~ No it wouldn't... you're a boy, and my friend. I'm a girl, and I'm your friend...
~Lewis~ They don't mean it like that though kid... they think we are dating...
~Rikku~ We're on a date right now!
~Lewis~ I mean... like we are together...
~Rikku~ We are together right now!
Sean puts his hand over his face and groans a little bit... Rikku is back to looking at her water again... she's trying to scoop out a ice cube with a fork. Sean chuckles a little bit.
...a few minutes pass by and the food is brought out.
~Lewis~ This looks awesome.
~Rikku~ Yummy... look at those noodles... I love noodles... Noodles are for lazy people who don't like to...
~Lewis~ Rikku... I know... you've brought up that news break 2 otehr times now...
~Rikku~ Oh... sorry Seany.
They both start eating. They look very pleased with there food. Rikku is take huge bites of her noodles, then she sucks the noodles up into her mouth.
~Rikku~ Sean, how is the soup?
~Lewis~ Super good, try some...
Rikku reaches over and takes a bite of Sean's soup...
~Rikku~ That is good!
~Lewis~ How are the noodles?
~Rikku~ Well, try them for yourself.
Sean takes his fork and grabs a big load of noodles, Rikku grabs another fork full too... they both push the noodles into there mouth, and they both start to suck the noodles up into there mouth... it comes down to one noodle... and they both have an end of it...
...they make eye contact... the room seems silent for a moment... Sean looks at Rikku... Rikku looks at Sean... there eyes are locked...
then...
~Rikku~ *BURP*
Sean shuts his eyes after Rikku burps in his face... He sits back in his chair again and watches Rikku chow down on her noodles.
~Lewis~ DoD for ever Rikku...
Rikku stops eating...
~Rikku~ For real... leave it to Rikku!
~Lewis~ This is gonna be good...
The camera pans out out as the scene fades away...
Fade to black...
END
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Post by assassin2 on Oct 29, 2005 3:12:18 GMT -5
Here is number three for Havoc and all I'm going to say is it's twisted.Click Here
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Post by Rikku!!!!! on Oct 30, 2005 0:22:57 GMT -5
[glow=yellow,2,300][shadow=brown,left,300]I like noodles. Noodles are fo lazy people who don't like to chew Fore![/shadow][/glow]
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Post by Sean "Slug" Lewis on Oct 30, 2005 22:19:21 GMT -5
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The scene opens up at Halloween Havok.... Portland is getting restless waiting for the event to start up. The EWE staff is taking down the Heatwave set and putting up the Halloween Havok set.
~Tazz~ We are just hours away from one of the biggest Pay Per Views in EWE history.
~Kenny~ We have a packed card for you tonight Portland, get ready to see 5 of the 6 EWE title be on the line tonight.
..suddenly the lights drop to black...
I... AM... HOLLYWOOD!
"I am Hollywood" by He is Legend starts up on the PA system as the crowd goes nuts and a huge pyro show goes off.
~Kenny~ Whao!
~Tazz~ The Franchise is here!
~Kenny~ The Show Stoppa is coming to the ring... what a way to kick off Halloween Havok!
Sean Lewis walks out from behind the curtain. He has on a pair of girl jeans, a tight K-Dawg t-shirt, some Etnies shoes, and his EWE titles... the tag title around his waist and the X-Division over his shoulder. In his left hand he has a mic.
The crowd continues to go crazy as Sean walks to both sides of the ramp to pump them up. Sean raises his arm, then brings the mic up to his mouth.
~Lewis~ Portland... Da champ is here!
The crowd goes crazy again as Sean raises the X-Division title into the air.
~Lewis~ It seems to me... that everyone has a problem with everyone today. It's Halloween, and nothing is what it seems. Lets take a look at this for example...
The scene lights up and shows a scene of a AKA promo... it has the graves of Rikku and Sean...
~Lewis~ Errrrm... what in the blue hell is going on here? Last I checked... Rikku and I are still alive and pumping. We ain't not Evolution. So... you AKA rubes think you have what it takes to beat DOD... after losing like 40 times before that? Just let me ask you, do you sniff the flavored markers, or do you jump right to the big thick black ones?
The crowd cheers for Sean.
~Lewis~ We must of kicked them a little too hard or something... I mean, we just beat AKA like last week, and a few weeks before that... and a few weeks before that. It's getting damn old. You can't beat DOD... Rikku and I are the greatest thing EWE has in the tag division. That why we got these...
Sean pats his tag team title.
~Lewis~ Laitly, we've been too good. Look at us... the biggest thing, and our combined weight is about the same as Dook Shaz. Yet, week after week, we prove why we have these straps around our waists. If we win tonight, we break DX's record for the longest reign as Tag champs.
The crowd cheers again...
~Lewis~ That makes it official... greatest tag team in the EWE... now, back to the AKA. All of you are worthless to me. We got Slade Craven... a boy who I have tossed around the EWE ring since the day I popped in here. Then Shadow... I guess he is our crappy excuse for a world champion's replacemtn from the last time Rikku and I dominated AKA... yet, he seems to be just as worthless. Which brings me onto Assassin. Don't let that big belt you're going to get blur your vision... you still suck dude. I pinned you when you were a champ, when you weren't a champ... and I know, if you gave me the chance... I could do it one more time too.
The crowd cheers and starts up the LEWIS chant...
~Lewis~ I ain't done yet. There is one more peace of trash in AKA I would like to address... Blue Panther. What the hell dude? You don't think you should be in my X-Division... I don't think you should be in my X-Divsion either buddy. This is where the big kids play, if you want some salsa dance lessons, drop to your knees and crawl back to UKW. You want a shot at me so bad... I want you to win tonight. I want to show you how I roll. I want to bring you into the EWE in a way only the FRANCHISE could. Tonight, everything adds up, and it will all fall down. Monkeys are all over the place... from AKA to Revolution X to Johnny Dumb himself.. The way I see it...
The crowd cheers again.
~Lewis~ Happy Halloween from the Show Stoppa!
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD!
The crowd finishes Sean's catch phrase as "I am Hollywood" by He is Legend starts up.
~Tazz~ What a way to start off the night!
~Kenny~ No love lost for AKA... Sean Lewis is here to prove a point Tazz.
~Tazz~ I'de say it's getting across too... The franchise means business.
Sean unbuckles the tag title from his waist and holds both of them above his head... The crowd keeps cheering as Sean walks backwards threw the entry way...
Fade to Black...
END
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Post by Rikku!!!!! on Oct 31, 2005 0:20:14 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300][shadow=yellow,left,300](OOC: Too lazy to put on my layout. Second part to my last one. Enjoy!}
We have gone in an extremely close game down to the eighteenth hole. Sean Lewis is amazed. Rikku hasn't missed a shot yet. Every ball has stayed on the fairway and she has made alot of hole in ones. They have a three stroke lead on Chuck and Betty, bot of which are getting rather annoyed at each other. They have already taken there shots. All Rikku and Sean need are at least one hole in one. Rikku hits her shot and it rings around the hole, but doesn't drop in. If Sean misses the hole in one, they will tie. If the ball goes off the field, they lose. Sean asks for a time out and takes Rikku aside.
{"Greatest Tag Partner" Sean Lewis} Ok, why weren't you playing like this earlier? You had me scared to death when you greed with their bet.
{"Hyperactive Tag Champion" Rikku} I was having fun. Now get the hole in one and end this. I'm ready to get to the arena.
Sean and Rikku walks over and Sean sets his ball up. He hits it and it rings around the outside barrier. It drops in and rolls to the hole. the whistles go off as Rikku and Sean hug. Chuck and Betty walks off yelling at each other as Rikku and Sean climb in his car and head to the arena.
~~~~~~~~Arena~~~~~~~~~
Rikku is walking around, her Tag title around her waist. the golden key hangs loosely from her neck. She walks over to where Trixy is waiting for her.
{"Not as Cute as Rikku" Trixy} Rikku, we are a few minutes away from Havoc. Are you ready for your big title defense?
{"Hyperactive Tag Champion" Rikku} I'm ready! It's time to put the AKA away once and for all. See Trixy, we have led them to believe they could win. But they really had no chance at all. At Havoc, we finally put hem in the past. That way, we can face a new tag team.
{"Not as Cute as Rikku" Trixy} There out to prove the AKA is better then Poetic Justice.
{"Hyperactive Tag Champion" Rikku} Please we are the bestest. No one can lace our boots. Not AKA or Revolution X. And if anyone wants to prove me wrong, they can answer to me.
{"Not as Cute as Rikku" Trixy} What about Candice?
{"Hyperactive Tag Champion" Rikku} Candice is awesome. I'd love to face her. I could succeed where Eighteen failed. But she would go down. Just like the AKA will. Just Leave it to Rikku....Cause this is going to be good!
Rikku walks away from her. She skips down the hall toward the locker room when a man in a suit steps in front of her. He looks at the key around her neck and smiles.
{"Formal dude" Man in Suit} Hello young lady. I'd like to buy that key from you. I'll give you five grand.
Rikku tuns her head confused.
{"Hyperactive Tag Champion" Rikku} Whats a grand? Do i have room for five of them?
{"Formal dude" Man in Suit} Fine one million bucks. Worth the price for a gold key.
{"Hyperactive Tag Champion" Rikku} No thanks. I could never do anything with a million ducks. Poopie everywhere.
The man tries to reject but is pushed away by security. Rikku clutches the key and walks on to the locker room. [/shadow][/glow]
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