Johnny Doom Vs Rowdy Roddy Piper

[Jay]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Saturday - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Saturday - 11 P.M.
Central: Saturday/Sunday Morning - Midnight
Eastern: Sunday 1 A.M.
U.K.: Sunday 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 6 RPs

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day

[BJ Tomczik]

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This will probably be my only Piper rp... unless Doom does something fucking amazing...

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{ Scene One - Backstage at House Show }

...the scene opens backstage at an EWE House Show... the catering table is busy with EWE up and comers... Roddy Piper walks into the room and looks around. He has on his normal Kilt, Leather Jacket, Black boots, and a Hot Rod ICON t-shirt.

~Piper~
That's it rookies... move on out. Greatness needs to feed it's face.

A few of the rookies pick up there food and walk away. Piper nods his head and walks over to the table... about 3 wrestlers are still there.

~Piper~
Is there a problem chubby... I said move it... you're in front of MY brownies...

The bigger wrestler turns around... then walks away.

~Piper~
Bottom feeding scum I tell ya...

Piper turns and notices 2 wrestlers left...

~Piper~
What are you looking at needle dick?

The one superstar looks at Piper...

~Superstar~
Me?

~Piper~
Earth to dip shit... get away from my table... don't you have some push ups to do?

The other wrestler walks out of the room mumbling....

...Piper looks over at the last wrestler left in the room... this one isn't a rookie though...

~Piper~
If it isn't Hunter...

It's Triple H... he turns around and looks at Piper.

~Triple H~
Hot Rod... how have you been?

~Piper~
Hungry as hell.. and these little pukes think they get food before greatness! What are they teaching those ferry boys back at the power plant?

~Triple H~
I don't know what to tell ya Piper.

~Piper~
You know what Hunter... why can't the rest of the EWE be like us? I mean... you're cool... I'm cool... i don't seem to have any problems with you at all. Maybe I'm just not use to anything but perfection.

Hunter laughs...

~Piper~
Don't get me wrong... The Ass Man, Queen Ben, White Kitten, Muhammad Saddam Osama Hassan, Snake, and Dip Shit Derick Daniels have all done a ton for this industry... but you're the game! The game can't be replaced.

~Triple H~
Your damn right Piper... I like you Hot Rod... you're cool in evolution's eyes... we'll help you earn your respect. You scrath our backs, and we'll scratch yours.

~Piper~
That sounds awesome Hunter... how about, next week on Xplosion... you come down to the Pit and lay down whatever you want... let these people know the real Triple H.

~Triple H~
Piper... count me in... The Pit will never be the same. So what do you think of this Johnny Doom guy?

~Piper~
Never heard of him... quite frankly, i don't give a crap who he is, where he came from, or who he's friends with. Gay Dawg got lucky against me... but I'll be sure to welcome the rookie to the E-W-E.

The scene fades away with Piper and Triple H standing at the table...

Fade to Black...

END

[eathen]

*Johnny Doom is standing in a room*

JD: Piper, piper, piper you think you're the hot rod, but let me just tell you something, I'M THE PSYCHO AND THAT MEANS I OWN YO ASS BITCH! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT YOU GO 0 AND 2, BROTHER!