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Post by Jay on Aug 21, 2005 21:28:33 GMT -5
Deadlines:Pacific: Saturday - 10 P.M. Mountain: Saturday - 11 P.M. Central: Saturday/Sunday Morning - Midnight Eastern: Sunday 1 A.M. U.K.: Sunday 6 A.M.RolePlay Limit: 6 RPsRPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day
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"eWe Legend" Jeff Payne
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Post by "eWe Legend" Jeff Payne on Aug 22, 2005 23:32:54 GMT -5
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Post by eathen on Aug 27, 2005 19:38:30 GMT -5
yeah the pc has worked great since i said that hahahahaha
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A loud voice: Once a decade, there’s a show that copies another show. This year we have Tommy Lee goes to college on NBC and the show that is copying that is named…
*”Let It Bleed” starts playing as we see Eathen smirk and walk into a McDonalds when he does the screen fills with black from the top and it comes down looking like ink then in blood it writes “Eathen goes to work” out. Eathen is wearing the uniform and the customers are glaring at him trying to figure out why he is here and not in a dark alley listening to “The Used” or something like that. He just laughs and on the bottom of the screen is “Eathen plays himself and this is 100% real or your money back.” It then cuts to the “Confessional” room which looks like the bathroom.*
Eathen: As you don’t know, Fox is co-producing this and as you can see; they stick my in the shitist place for this….I smell shit *looks in toilet* OH SHIT! IT’S SHIT! THIS IS SHITTY! NO PUN FOR THIS SHIT! I cant believe they had to shot this when I’m suppose to be training to wrestle the Crippled Tiger. It is complete bullshit. What about the washed up ex-eWe champion leaving? He knows he’s scared to face me. DDD, when you decide to come back, I’ll be waiting for ya. Man I got to get out of this room before my mind fills up with SHITASS IDEAS!
*We see Eathen in the back with who we presume is the manager and it looks like the manager has just noticed the scars on both of Eathen‘s arms.*
Eathen: Did you know that Poetic Justice should change their name to Poetic Tragedy since they will all get their ass whooped by me?
Manager: Did you know you homecare on your arm?
Eathen: I’m aware, yes. Did I know? Yes. Do I fucking care? Not in your fake boob’s lifetime.
*the manager storms off as Eathen smirks and tries to put his hair in only one hair net but is unable to do it so he just starts flipping burgers beside the retarded burger flipper. Eathen flips a few and laughs as he realizes how stupid this is and pours hot grease on the retarded kid.*
Retard: Hey man, that weren’t co-o-o-o-o-l, I might be burned and you d-d-d-don’t care. I hope m-m-m-m-m…
*Eathen rolls his eyes* Eathen: My
Retard: hero, White Tiger, whoops your ass this Sunday at summer slam.
Eathen: You really thing that washed up old hag can beat me, THE MASTER OF…THE DARKNESS! I don’t care how you retards think because everyone knows u cant think right. That’s why you a retard, right? Retard is that the proper term now? Or is there a term that’s suppose to make you feel better about something you will get picked on at school? Well? I CAN’T HERE YOU! Tell me? Is this all going into a big book or how people make you seem small? Are you going home now to kill yourself? Well? I still can’t here you? You’re a retard, but I got good news. I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to gecko, YOU CAN DO IT!
*Eathen laughs as the retard starts crying and runs out of the restaurant as Eathen walks away from the grill to see if he can make more chaos in this boring place. He sees the cashier that is at the first cash register staring at his scars and he flexes and she backs away slowly as Eathen laughs. He grabs the cash from a mom who has 5 screaming kids and she glares at him.*
Eathen: What’s your problem lady? If you don’t get those kids out of here I will go deaf.
The mom: I sure hope White tiger shuts your mouth so we don’t have to deal with your mouth anymore.
Eathen: Piss off ass fuck.
The Mom: THAT NO WAY TO SPEAK TO A LADY!
*The Mom goes behind the count and grabs Eathen‘s ear as he tries to fight her off but stops when she pulls him by the ear. She then bends him over as he smirks and tries to un do her pants but she starts spanking him. He tries to get away but doesn’t succeed till she lets him go. The show cuts to the bathroom.*
Eathen: THAT BITCH HAS NO RESPECT FOR THE YOUNG PEOPLE! OH MAN BY ASS HURTS…
*The show cuts to the end of the day as he is by the door ready to leave.*
Eathen: I AM THE GREATEST WRESTLER TO EVER GRACE THE RING! COME SUMMERSLAM WHITE TIGER WILL SEE WHY I SAY I…AM…GREATNESS!
*the screen fades to black as Eathen walks out of McDonalds.*
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Post by "eWe Legend" Jeff Payne on Aug 28, 2005 1:10:49 GMT -5
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Post by eathen on Aug 28, 2005 17:17:04 GMT -5
<ooc: meh>
*The cameras are in a dark alley where we see Eathen and Trishatina making out. They then stop and look at each other. They go deeper in the shadows as they hear sirens coming by as a police car speeds by they come out again looking at each other scared.*
Eathen: We’re damn lucky the big wigs haven’t put you in a match since that night you killed savannah.
Trish: I know baby, I’m going to jail for life once they find me, I know it. I’m sorry sweetie I cant be ringside with you tomorrow night at summer slam.
Eathen: It’s ok Baby, you have a pretty damn good reason. I don’t need help in this match anyway. I’m either going to lose in the first 2 minutes or win after 15 to 20 minutes. It’s a very odd match indeed. White tiger shouldn’t be in the first match of the night nor should I. He should be in the middle and I should be in the main event.
*Eathen smirks as they walk deeper into the alley. The knock on a brink a couple of times and a brink wall gives way to a local bar. The look at each other and Eathen lets Trisha go ahead and he follows her. The bar on the outside is dirty and not in the best of shape but the inside looks like it‘s brand new. Trisha and Eathen sit in a booth and begins to speak.*
Eathen: White tiger has his work cut out at Sumerslam. I will not go down easy, I promise you that.
*the cameras fade to black*
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Post by "eWe Legend" Jeff Payne on Aug 29, 2005 0:00:32 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300](This is it for me, planned to have a better one but spent the night out. Anyways..)
WT sits in his locker room, watching all of Poetic Justice talk amoungst themselves. He stands up in the chair and gives out a big whistle. Everyone turns to face him[/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]{White Tiger} Ok guys we are just a few minutes away from the opening bell. I'm going to go out there and mke really short work out of Eathen. Plan on me being back in five minutes at the most. I want each team to focus on the tag tournament. I know there is a good chance that you guys will meet in the finals. Just please don't hurt each other. The tag titles are worthless if someone ends up with a broken bone. I'm pulling for both of you, so deal with it and win.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]He jumps down and walks out the door, ignoring the questions and comments from fellow members. He walks to the curtain where he sees Eathen already headed to the ring. Trixy approaches him before his music starts.[/glow]
[glow=pink,2,300]{Trixy} WT your seconds away from your match with Eathen. Any final thoughts before you head through the curtain.[/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]{White Tiger} Yea I want all of eWe to pay attention. Because you will see a new side of WT tonight. The loss to Jack has opened my eyes and I won't lose again. Because When Your Good, Your good; but When Your Great, Your me.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]"Welcome to the Jungle plays as the fans stand and cheer. WT pulls the microphone up to him.[/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]{White Tiger} Use all the catchphrases you want for this match. But there is only one thing its going to be...a slaughter. [/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]WT hands Trixy back the microphone and heads through the curtain..[/glow]
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