Post by Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson on Aug 31, 2008 18:43:28 GMT -5
Well, when the camera faded out alot of sounds were heard on the beach, all from the three people and we all know what they did once that camera stopped rolling. Derrick, Angelina, and Velvet weren't known as EWE's Hot Trio for nothing, they couldn't keep their hands off eachother and it's always been like that. Angelina & Velvet were Derricks' "Beautiful People" and stood by his corner no matter what. They were going to be in his corner when he wins the Undisputed Championship for the very first time at Summerslam in the Triple Phase Match and everybody already knew they didn't want to see somebody like Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson walk away from the match with the belt strapped around his waist..or even walk away period. It was one thing for just Derrick to walk away, but everybody wanted to see Derrick get hurt badly in the triple phase match and he wasn't going to allow something liek that happen to him. Derrick, Angelina, and Velvet were fully back in their bathing suits, Derrick just layed down in the said with a big grin on his face as the cameras began to roll again.
Angelina Love: What that awesome for you baby?
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Now I know why people love Sex on the beach so much.
Velvet Sky: Well I thought that was great..every second of it.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You two got a nice headstart when I was talking to Steph on the phone. Wasn't really fair and you knew I couldn't get off the phone with her. Teasing me..not fair.
Angeline & Velvet both smirked and squeezed next to Derrick on the sand. Derrick put his arms around the girls.
Angelina Love: You give new meaning to the name *SANDMAN* as well after that performance.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What can I say? I'm just that damn of a god to get you girls wilded up like that and feel the wrath of EWE's Greatest Superstar ALIVE!
Velvet Sky: Our next Undisputed Champion as well.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You got that right, even when people are going to hate seeing me as the champion, they are going to learn to deal with the fact I'm just better than them, and just get over it. I'm better than Rikku, K~Dawg, Sean Lewis, Predator, White Tiger and Android 18, combine all of them together and I'M STILL better than them. I'm more of a man compared to Gay~Dawg, Predator, Sean Lewis AND White Tiger. All these so called legends we do got EWE are soon going to fall down to my feet and bow before me. Ialready taken out 18 & White Tiger, and more of the legends are next because they can't even stack up to me.
Angelina Love: What are you going to with the X-Core Title when you are the Undisputed Champion?
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Might as well hand it over to some undeserving little spic that will never amount to anything in EWE, maybe I'll pass it over to D-Dawg, since he wanted it so bad trying to steal the shit away from you guys, and he's a guy that actually thinks he can become the International or X-Division Champ? You got to be kidding me, him as Undisputed Champion? That'll just kill EWE once again to have that doucebag as EWE Undisputed Champion, he can't put this company on it's back like I can do. I'm the man that can do amazing shit for EWE, I'm the man that everybody tunes in just to watch wrestle everyweek, and I'm the man that puts big ratings from EWE on the fucking map. I don't need somebody like a big fucking retard like Brutality holding me down, he's the reason that I'm not a tag team champion right now; he's the one that got pinned and lost it big time for us and I'm glad his ass got fired from EWE because I never did need his ass around to carry anyway, and who the fuck knows where Dan Taylor is right now, but right now? I don't need the fucking tag team titles, all I need is the Undisputed Championship, fuck the tags. Worthless motherfuckers like Umaga, White Tiger & Predator are the ones that need them and not me.
Velvet Sky: If you really wanted too, you could win those tags team titles all by yourself, and not even need a partner to defend them with.
Angelina Love: Who needs a partner, when you got the best talented wrestler on the EWE Roster like Derrick anyway? The best ever Pure Champion, Best ever X-Core Champion, and soon to be the best ever EWE Undisputed Champion.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I still don't get why guys like Scotty Blaxe & K~Dawg think they got a shot at winning the Undisputed Championship in this match, those boys are below me and don't even belong in the same ring with me. I already fucked up Porter once and I'm going to do it again without a problem. Kurtis & Scotty are, so called "HOMIES" and I think Kurtis forgets sometimes that he's a fucking whiteboy that needs to be shot because he likes to act like he's a gangster when he's not even, he's nothing but a little white boy bitch! Scotty & Kurtis aren't even going to come close to winning the Undisputed Championship, those boys just belong on the mid-card level fighting for the X-Division or International Championship, hell that what Kurtis is anyway, a big fucking joke who wasn't even able to win the EWE Championship even though he already had his many shots at the championship, he's nothing but a fucking choke artist and that is what he'll forever will be known as EWE as that. It'll go down in the history books as that, and the talk that he might even make the hall of fame since all of his hard work?
Derrick stratched his head thinking about that one, but only shook his head laughing.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What hard work? All the hard work he put into choking big time in matches, and just because all those idiots cheer for him every fucking night and love him? Give me a damn break. Kurtis is going to be lucky enough that I don't fucking break him after the match is over, said and done with, nobody in this match is going to get even close enough as me to winning the Undisputed Championship. I don't give a damn if you are a legend or a wannabe like Scotty Blaze, D-Dawg or some punk bitch who I still hearing complaining that he couldn't end the winning streak I'm still on in Jesse Woods.
Velvet Sky: Nobody on the roster is good enough to end it.
Angelina Love: The record is untouchable just like you D. It's too perfect to be broken and whoever does?
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Whoever does should feel fucking lucky that finally got to end it, because if THAT person wants to see the light of day afterwards, he BETTER not cross my path afterwards because I will fucking destroy that one person in the ring. We got Scotty Blaze who is another complete joke to EWE and I don't even get why he still is around or even actually remembers where the fuck he is right about now. Does he know what date the match is on, or what day of the week it is right now? I'll put my money on it right now, that motherfucker is already fucking stoned out of his damn mind in his lockeroom just having a big laugh about it. Scotty, you were a complete joke as EWE International Champion and as the Mid-Eastern Champion, I've beaten you before, and I know I can do it again. You know why? You aint shit compared to EWE's Greatest Superstar alive, the *Sandman," the "Sensation of Innovation," you see I always pull out new great moves every match I do and nobody expects to see anything used over and over with me like they do with the old timers like Rikku, 18, White Tiger, Sean Lewis, and even you Scotty. The Stoned Symbol of Wrestling huh? Yeah, you sure are fucking stoned out of your damn mind alright if you actually think you are good enough to beat somebody like ME! I've kicked the shit out of your protege' Damon James, and hell I even stole his little catchphrase because It fits me well and it's true. I beaten you at Wrestlemania when I won the time limit, and I know I'm going to beat you again at Summerslam.
Velvet Sky: This is your calling D, the time that you show everybody what real kind of wrestling that's in EWE and why you are the most talented wrestler of them all.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: EwE can stack them against me and I'll just keep knocking them all down one by one. The queen bitch Android 18, the overated hyper child Rikku, The Wannabe Legend White Tiger, The cluessless star Sean Lewis, the waste of everybodies time wrestler Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter, the guy that wont go anywhere D-Dawg, and whoever else thinks they are brave enough to actually step into the ring with me and actually think they are strong enough to stop me from getting the Undisputed Championship around my waist, but you know what? All you fucks can't and will NOT be able to pull off that job and I'll still be able to walk in a champion, and still walk out with another belt and it's not going to be the International or X-Division Championship with me. We got an overated extremist in Johnny Chaos in this match who had to behind a stupid mask to become the second grand slammer, he wasn't even man enough to step up to Chris Steel without it. Who even backs down from the jobber Chris Steel anyway? Fucking Pussy, the both of you. The Pride of Mexico in Mr. Man, the same country that I mostly shot and kill every one of them and I'm still fucking proud of it.
Derrick laughed about it, finally getting up from the sand and shaking himself off from the sand, he helped up Angelina & Velvet from the sand and helped them wipe off the sand.
Angelina Love: Slick mister, I know what you are trying to do.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What? I'm not doing anything wrong.
Derrick smirked about that, he has only putting his hands on their breasts and wiping off the sand, and pretending there was sand on their butts and smacking it off. Yeah, Derrick was coping a feel, but Angie & Velv didn't mind it, both of them were only smiling about it. Derrick even went inside there bottoms, "cleaning" that off and only grinned wide as he did that. Derrick smirked as he pulled out his hand.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: All Clean.
Velvet Sky: Oh really? Mmm, Angelina. It thinks it's our time to "help" Derrick get the sand off.
Derrrick *Sandman* Sanderson: And I thought I was already clean.
Derrick knew what they were up too, and was he actually going to stop them? Not a damn chance. Who the hell would stop two hot as hell girls like Angelina Love & Velvet Sky if they wanted to cope a feel from you? Derrick just stood there with his arms folded as the girls walked around him.
Angelina Love: This front of your stomach is so dirty with sand.
Velvet Sky: Back so dirty. Angelina, I think we need to clean Derrick.
Angelina nodded and wiped Derricks' chest off with her hand, Velvet was smacking his ass making it like he hand sand on it, Angelina went lower and lower, until her hand was inside Derrick's swimming pants, Angelina rubbed her chest against Derrick, and these three seemed like they were making a beach porno together. Velvet squeezed Derricks' ass before removing them, and Angelina pulled her hands out. Derrick only had an even bigger grin on his face.
Angelina Love: Somebody is all clean.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I wonder what's going to happen when I do win the Undisputed Championship.
Velvet Sky: The best night you'll ever get honey, could even call a foursome if you want for one night only.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Go figure why everybody is so jealous of me, because I got girls like you and I have talent and they want to take me out for it because I'm a threat to them.
Angelina Love: Damn right you are.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I think it's time we head off this beach and head back over to the arena. I think by now everybody else who is a waste of talent is there by now, but little do they know we've been here longer than they have. I'm pretty much ready for what anybody can throw my way. Nothing will stop me from this point on and nothing will. Everybody just needs to face the fucking facts that I WILL NEVER be beatened in the ring again. I know everybody has been loving the past few weeks that I haven't been having my arm raised in victory in the matches, but that's because I haven't been part of the winning tag teams and my partners been failing big time on me, and that is the only one somebody will ever be able to be on the winning side against me in a match if it's a tag team match and my team doesn't win. A singles match? Everybody in EWE knows that I'll destory anybody that crosses my path. A Special kind of stipulation match? It's always been mine for the taking. I sure do hope everybody knows what they are about to get themselves into because the fucking best wrestler in the god damn business is about to make his way back to the EWE Arena.
Velvet Sky: With the "Beautiful People" by his side.
Angelina Love: Ready to paper pag some worthless bitches who think they are hot stuff, but aren't.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Ya know, to avoid anymore jealousy towards us; girls think we should change into our regular clothes before heading back to the arena?
Velvet looked at Angelina, and Angelina looked back at Velvet mostly like they were thinking over it. They both looked back at Derrick and nodded their heads. Derrick lead the girls to the car, and they each got their clothes from the trunk. Angelina & Velvet went into the girls changing station, and Derrick went to the guys, and in a few minutes, they were done and met up outside.
Derrick's Regular Clothes
Angelina's Regular Clothes
Velvet's Regular Clothes
Derrick looked at the girls and his eyes got wide looking how hot the girls looked.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Well Dammmmnnnnnn, look at you two. Every girl in EWE are going to be jealous of you.
Velvet Sky: Like they aren't every week? Ptff.
Angelina Love: Look at yourself there D, mighty sexy you look right now.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: It's a tough job, but somebodies got to make EWE look good on the outside in what we actually wear. Have you even seen Predator, Kurtis, Cameron, Johnny or even Scotty wear outside of EWE? All of them look like homeless motherfuckers in what they wear. I wouldn't be so much surprised in Scotty though, he looks and smells like he's homeless to begin with. Don't even get me started on the overated has been to begin with in Cameron Hayden. Going to save that for another day because he's not even worthy of my fucking time.
Velvet Sky: He was a fluke for a World Champion anyway. He lost to Mr. Man.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Cameron should've hung himself after that one. It was horrible, who the fuck loses to Manny Mexican in the first damn place? I was wrestling at the same event when I saw that happened and I even laughed my fucking ass off when I saw that happen.
Angelina Love: We know D, you almost choked, you were laughing so hard.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: It was a good night though, but anyway, you girls ready to get back to the arena? Finally getting three people that's actually worthy to be in there and making the place life again. It must suck for the workers and everybody else not to have us around.
The girls each grabbed Derrick by the waist, and he led them too the car. This time around, Angelina had shotgun because Velvet got shotgun last time, they switch everytime they drove. Derrick suddenly noticed something different with Angelina's hair.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Did you girls decide to take the braids out?
Angelina Love: Yeah, actually had them in for awhile. Velv and I decided to take them out.
Velvet Sky: Yeah, it was pretty hard, but able to do it. D, we should put your hair in cornrows one of these days,
Derrick looked at Velvet, arched an eyebrow and just shook his head about that one. Derrick in cornrows? Not a chance.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah Right..NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
The girls giggled at his reaction and already knew that was going to be his answer. When Derrick helped the girls in the car, he noticed something about them, and he just had to ask it.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Girls..quick question. Are you two wearing anything underneath your dresses.
Angelina looked at Velvet, and Velvet looked back at her and they both smirked at Derrick and answered no at the at same time. Derrick thought "THANK YOU GOD!!!!" inside his head helping Angelina get into the passenger side. Derrick couldn't help himself but smack her on the ass really hard as he did it, Angelina jumped alittle, but smirked right after.
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: This is going to be a fun ride back to the arena.
The girls knew what he meant by that and expected it. Derrick got into the drivers side and soon drove off to the arena as our scene faded out.