Post by stormfront on Jun 27, 2006 23:20:27 GMT -5
Just after Stormfront got news of his "packages" he excuses himself and goes to his room. Stormfront flips through the channels on the TV and get's bored and goes to bed.
Stormfront: Shit, never anything on. Fuck it, I'm going to bed.
Next morning, Stormfront get's up does his morning ritual and puts his street clothes on. Stormfront get's on the phone.
Stormfront: Hey, it's me. Gather everyone and be at the arena by 2pm.
Stormfront get's off the phone and gathers his bag and heads out the door.
Stormfront: Hope I didn't forget anything.
The camera cuts and pans to the arena. Stormfront is seen walking inside. Stormfront is walking along and the rest of the Sinister Alliance is standing around the lobby area of the arena.
Stormfront: Well people, let's go inside and see what Mr. Bigg has presented us.
Drew: We think you'll like it Storm.
Stormfront: That's cool Drew, I know you and Bigg come up with some cool stuff.
Stormfront get's the door open and walks inside.
Stormfront: Damn, the week just keeps getting better and better.
The camera pans and you see Shane and Stephanie McMahon side by side both tied to chairs. The rest of the Sinister Alliance all make it in to see the prize. Stormfront is standing in front of the two nutjobs and turns and looks at Bigg.
Stormfront pointing at self: For me?
Mr. Bigg: Yea
Stormfront then turns his attention to Shane McMahon and bends down toward him.
Stormfront in a stupid german like accent: we're killing za girl tonight. you can save her. Just.....signzz ze paperz.
Then Stormfront kicks him backwards and get's on top with his hair grasped.
Stormfront: AND WHY WON'T YOU JUST SIGNZ ZE PAPERZ!!!!!!!!!
Stormfront then kicks him and stands straight up. Then he walks in front of Stephanie.
Stormfront in his billy madison voice: Oh Stephanie
Then Stormfront walks behind her and bends down to where his face is side by side hers.
Stormfront in same voice: So Hot.
Then Stormfront reaches around her with both arms and is about to grab her tits.
Stormfront: Want to touch the titties.
Stormfront begins to grope her tits.
Stormfront: aaawhhoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stormfront then takes his left hand off her boob and grabs her by her hair and pulls her head back and starts talking rough in her ear.
Stormfront: Victims, aren't we all.
Then Stormfront licks the side of her face as she squenches in disgust. Stormfront then lets go and walks around to face her. Then Stormfront takes his foot and puts it to her chest and shoves her over on her back.
Stormfront: Make yourself comfortable. No tellin how long you'll be there.
Stormfront then turns around to face the Alliance and acts like he's about to cry.
Stormfront in waterboy voice: This best day of my life.
All: ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stormfront: Ok, I've got a match to tend to. Let's put these two in the humvee until after the PPV. I just want these punks out of the way.
The Sinister Alliance all gather the kids and leave. Scene cuts and you see Vince McMahon coming out of his office. It's already passed PPV time and Stormfront's match is up next. Vince is seen just looking both ways down the hallway when Stormfront walks up on him.
Stormfront(obviously not sincere but he acts like it): Hey vince what's up?
Vince, a little suprised and sort of jumps a little. You can tell he's really trying to maintain his composure and is doing good but you can tell he's about to break. Vince takes a gulp.
Vince: uh, I'm good Stormfront. Tell me, how are you.
Stormfront: Good, good, just getting ready to head out to the ring.
Vince: Well, I can see that.
Stormfront: So how's the wife doin?
You can tell Vince took offense but he still maintains his cool.
Vince: She's doing good.
Stormfront: That's good, I sent flowers you know.
Vince: uh, you did?
Stormfront: Yea, I did. I mean, I hope she recovers. I heard what happened. She got hit by a bus right?
Vince: uh?
Stormfront: Hey, you know I'd never hurt Linda right?
Vince: You wouldn't?
Stormfront: Hey man, this is all between you and I. I wouldn't go after your family. And btw, I hope we didn't hurt you. You know it's all business right? I mean, you put both me and Nightmare in a match and I had to step up and defend the integrity of the Alliance.
Vince: ok, that's fair. Btw, you wouldn't have happen to see Shane and Stephanie would you.
Stormfront: Vince, those two worked so hard today that it put them on their backs. I think you should give them a rest.
Vince straightening himself up: Very well.
Stormfront: Well Vince, I'm first out of the gate so I'm heading out. Talk to you later.
Soon as he said that he sort of pats Vince on the arm and walks past. As Stormfront walks past you can see him shaking his head and smiling as he walks out of the picture. Vince gets a mean sour look on his face as Stormfront walks off. Vince's lips are moving as if calling him a son of a bitch.
Vince: GREAT!!!
THe scene then shows the arena as the lights go out and the silence and darkness seem to last forever when the suprise lightning bolt strikes the ramp and you hear the thumping foot pedal as Linkin Parks "One step closer" is blared through the speakers. Stormfront makes his way down the ramp. Stops halfway and sees an obnoxious fan and looks as if he's going to drag him over the side but security already on to him surround him and stopping Stormfront from advancing on. Stormfront extends his hand with the middle finger and then walks off and circles the ring before getting up on the apron and stepping over the ropes. Stormfront motions for a mic and heads to the center. The music dies down.
Stormfront: Tonight, 5-way fuckers for the Mid-Eastern Championship belt. Suppose to have been me and Law in this match but he apparently saw me and drop the belt and ran. Again, when that happens. The only appropriate thing to do is put it around the #1 contenders waist and that was me. But no, Vince, who likes to screw with people and blame people for his children missing and his wife being torchered, decides to make it an X-treme rules 5-way elimination match.
Taz: I wish he'd shut up now.
Stormfront: Well, if my new friend will make his way down to my corner.
About this time the Psycho known as "RICK JAMES DAMMIT" appears from the back with a forklift and on the forklift is the same dumpster with all the toys in it.
Stormfront: AS you can see. Yes, thank you Rick. There's the same ol dumpster that was used last time that I was in an X-treme rules match and the one before that and before that. Let's face it, I"m undefeated in singles action and undefeated in X-Treme Rules matches. That means that RVD doesn't stand a chance. I don't care if RVD is ECW. Stormfront is Sinister Alliance and as far as I'm concerned and last time I checked. The Sinister Alliance was way more harcore than ECW. Hell, the birthplace of the Sinister Alliance, the IWF, was way more hardcore than ECW. WE had matches that aren't done anywhere else. A Wal-Mart match? Bascially, your hardcore match inside a Wal-Mart supercenter. Never been done. Barn match? Another hardcore match taking place in a barn. Never been done. The IWF Satelite Belt? Well, we're talking a belt to whre the holder get's to pick the destination and it's shown to the audience via satelite. I have to say, sorry ECW, IWF is more Hardcore.
Steel: He's got you there Taz.
Taz: Shut up Steel.
Stormfront: K-Dawg, it seems as though the wrestlers want you and I to isolate each other and kill each other off. Dawg, I wouldn't worry about it. They can't beat you and I. Either that or they aren't sure that they can. But, it doesn't matter. I'll walk right through you. I've got a kendo stick with your name on it in that dumpster. K-Dawg, don't even show up. You know you have no chance. Especially you Steel. What do you think you are doing even competing in this match. What in the hell did you do to get this match. You suck and it's not only because I said so, it's because your mom said so.
Steel: Low blow there.
Stormfront: Now, we get to Predator. The little bitch that couldn't. Predator, you remind me of this little whore that was so awful in bed that she just couldn't get the job done. Face it Predator. I'm a brick wall that you will never get around. I'm indefeated against you, and I'll remain undefeated against you. Why, because i'm just better than you. Now, you've aligned yourself with the Corporation. Hmm, seem like I heard the Corporation has run into a little bit of bad luck lately. Not that I had anything to do with it. Well, good thing nothings happened with the little bastards. I just think they're a little tied up right now that's all.
chorus of boos and cheers.
Stormfront: Face it, The Sinister Alliance is the best thing to come along ever. So, let's cut the bullshit and get this match underway. I'm so sick and tire of waiting for this. That's right, I've wanted this particular title. Why? Because I just do. You don't need a fuckin reason. Just know this, I'll be indeed walking out of the EWE with the Mid-Eastern Championship. And then, when I get tired of holding this belt. I'll be heading straight for the EWE Championship belt that Orton is keeping nice and warm for me. Orton, I appreciate what you are doing. After all, you do good holding the belt for me. So glad to know, it's in a safe place until I'm ready for it. I'll admit to you all. I'm not ready yet. So, let's get on with the show. I'm sick of waiting. RVD.........K-DAWG..........Chris Steel.........and Predator........Get your asses out here now. Pick up a weapon and let's kill one another. Tell you what. FIRST FOUR PEOPLE TO DIE IN THIS MATCH, LOOSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stormfront throws the mic out of the ring and circles and paces the ring waiting for the Spirt Squad, I mean the Fantastic 4, shit, I mean the "other" 4 participants to roll their gimpy asses down to the ring and get what's coming to them. Never thought the narrator would be biased huh? lol.
OOC: Well, this is my 4th and final roleplay. Good luck to the rest. Sorry it's short. But, I like it. Looks good. Anyways, take care everyone and have a safe holiday.
Stormfront: Shit, never anything on. Fuck it, I'm going to bed.
Next morning, Stormfront get's up does his morning ritual and puts his street clothes on. Stormfront get's on the phone.
Stormfront: Hey, it's me. Gather everyone and be at the arena by 2pm.
Stormfront get's off the phone and gathers his bag and heads out the door.
Stormfront: Hope I didn't forget anything.
The camera cuts and pans to the arena. Stormfront is seen walking inside. Stormfront is walking along and the rest of the Sinister Alliance is standing around the lobby area of the arena.
Stormfront: Well people, let's go inside and see what Mr. Bigg has presented us.
Drew: We think you'll like it Storm.
Stormfront: That's cool Drew, I know you and Bigg come up with some cool stuff.
Stormfront get's the door open and walks inside.
Stormfront: Damn, the week just keeps getting better and better.
The camera pans and you see Shane and Stephanie McMahon side by side both tied to chairs. The rest of the Sinister Alliance all make it in to see the prize. Stormfront is standing in front of the two nutjobs and turns and looks at Bigg.
Stormfront pointing at self: For me?
Mr. Bigg: Yea
Stormfront then turns his attention to Shane McMahon and bends down toward him.
Stormfront in a stupid german like accent: we're killing za girl tonight. you can save her. Just.....signzz ze paperz.
Then Stormfront kicks him backwards and get's on top with his hair grasped.
Stormfront: AND WHY WON'T YOU JUST SIGNZ ZE PAPERZ!!!!!!!!!
Stormfront then kicks him and stands straight up. Then he walks in front of Stephanie.
Stormfront in his billy madison voice: Oh Stephanie
Then Stormfront walks behind her and bends down to where his face is side by side hers.
Stormfront in same voice: So Hot.
Then Stormfront reaches around her with both arms and is about to grab her tits.
Stormfront: Want to touch the titties.
Stormfront begins to grope her tits.
Stormfront: aaawhhoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stormfront then takes his left hand off her boob and grabs her by her hair and pulls her head back and starts talking rough in her ear.
Stormfront: Victims, aren't we all.
Then Stormfront licks the side of her face as she squenches in disgust. Stormfront then lets go and walks around to face her. Then Stormfront takes his foot and puts it to her chest and shoves her over on her back.
Stormfront: Make yourself comfortable. No tellin how long you'll be there.
Stormfront then turns around to face the Alliance and acts like he's about to cry.
Stormfront in waterboy voice: This best day of my life.
All: ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stormfront: Ok, I've got a match to tend to. Let's put these two in the humvee until after the PPV. I just want these punks out of the way.
The Sinister Alliance all gather the kids and leave. Scene cuts and you see Vince McMahon coming out of his office. It's already passed PPV time and Stormfront's match is up next. Vince is seen just looking both ways down the hallway when Stormfront walks up on him.
Stormfront(obviously not sincere but he acts like it): Hey vince what's up?
Vince, a little suprised and sort of jumps a little. You can tell he's really trying to maintain his composure and is doing good but you can tell he's about to break. Vince takes a gulp.
Vince: uh, I'm good Stormfront. Tell me, how are you.
Stormfront: Good, good, just getting ready to head out to the ring.
Vince: Well, I can see that.
Stormfront: So how's the wife doin?
You can tell Vince took offense but he still maintains his cool.
Vince: She's doing good.
Stormfront: That's good, I sent flowers you know.
Vince: uh, you did?
Stormfront: Yea, I did. I mean, I hope she recovers. I heard what happened. She got hit by a bus right?
Vince: uh?
Stormfront: Hey, you know I'd never hurt Linda right?
Vince: You wouldn't?
Stormfront: Hey man, this is all between you and I. I wouldn't go after your family. And btw, I hope we didn't hurt you. You know it's all business right? I mean, you put both me and Nightmare in a match and I had to step up and defend the integrity of the Alliance.
Vince: ok, that's fair. Btw, you wouldn't have happen to see Shane and Stephanie would you.
Stormfront: Vince, those two worked so hard today that it put them on their backs. I think you should give them a rest.
Vince straightening himself up: Very well.
Stormfront: Well Vince, I'm first out of the gate so I'm heading out. Talk to you later.
Soon as he said that he sort of pats Vince on the arm and walks past. As Stormfront walks past you can see him shaking his head and smiling as he walks out of the picture. Vince gets a mean sour look on his face as Stormfront walks off. Vince's lips are moving as if calling him a son of a bitch.
Vince: GREAT!!!
THe scene then shows the arena as the lights go out and the silence and darkness seem to last forever when the suprise lightning bolt strikes the ramp and you hear the thumping foot pedal as Linkin Parks "One step closer" is blared through the speakers. Stormfront makes his way down the ramp. Stops halfway and sees an obnoxious fan and looks as if he's going to drag him over the side but security already on to him surround him and stopping Stormfront from advancing on. Stormfront extends his hand with the middle finger and then walks off and circles the ring before getting up on the apron and stepping over the ropes. Stormfront motions for a mic and heads to the center. The music dies down.
Stormfront: Tonight, 5-way fuckers for the Mid-Eastern Championship belt. Suppose to have been me and Law in this match but he apparently saw me and drop the belt and ran. Again, when that happens. The only appropriate thing to do is put it around the #1 contenders waist and that was me. But no, Vince, who likes to screw with people and blame people for his children missing and his wife being torchered, decides to make it an X-treme rules 5-way elimination match.
Taz: I wish he'd shut up now.
Stormfront: Well, if my new friend will make his way down to my corner.
About this time the Psycho known as "RICK JAMES DAMMIT" appears from the back with a forklift and on the forklift is the same dumpster with all the toys in it.
Stormfront: AS you can see. Yes, thank you Rick. There's the same ol dumpster that was used last time that I was in an X-treme rules match and the one before that and before that. Let's face it, I"m undefeated in singles action and undefeated in X-Treme Rules matches. That means that RVD doesn't stand a chance. I don't care if RVD is ECW. Stormfront is Sinister Alliance and as far as I'm concerned and last time I checked. The Sinister Alliance was way more harcore than ECW. Hell, the birthplace of the Sinister Alliance, the IWF, was way more hardcore than ECW. WE had matches that aren't done anywhere else. A Wal-Mart match? Bascially, your hardcore match inside a Wal-Mart supercenter. Never been done. Barn match? Another hardcore match taking place in a barn. Never been done. The IWF Satelite Belt? Well, we're talking a belt to whre the holder get's to pick the destination and it's shown to the audience via satelite. I have to say, sorry ECW, IWF is more Hardcore.
Steel: He's got you there Taz.
Taz: Shut up Steel.
Stormfront: K-Dawg, it seems as though the wrestlers want you and I to isolate each other and kill each other off. Dawg, I wouldn't worry about it. They can't beat you and I. Either that or they aren't sure that they can. But, it doesn't matter. I'll walk right through you. I've got a kendo stick with your name on it in that dumpster. K-Dawg, don't even show up. You know you have no chance. Especially you Steel. What do you think you are doing even competing in this match. What in the hell did you do to get this match. You suck and it's not only because I said so, it's because your mom said so.
Steel: Low blow there.
Stormfront: Now, we get to Predator. The little bitch that couldn't. Predator, you remind me of this little whore that was so awful in bed that she just couldn't get the job done. Face it Predator. I'm a brick wall that you will never get around. I'm indefeated against you, and I'll remain undefeated against you. Why, because i'm just better than you. Now, you've aligned yourself with the Corporation. Hmm, seem like I heard the Corporation has run into a little bit of bad luck lately. Not that I had anything to do with it. Well, good thing nothings happened with the little bastards. I just think they're a little tied up right now that's all.
chorus of boos and cheers.
Stormfront: Face it, The Sinister Alliance is the best thing to come along ever. So, let's cut the bullshit and get this match underway. I'm so sick and tire of waiting for this. That's right, I've wanted this particular title. Why? Because I just do. You don't need a fuckin reason. Just know this, I'll be indeed walking out of the EWE with the Mid-Eastern Championship. And then, when I get tired of holding this belt. I'll be heading straight for the EWE Championship belt that Orton is keeping nice and warm for me. Orton, I appreciate what you are doing. After all, you do good holding the belt for me. So glad to know, it's in a safe place until I'm ready for it. I'll admit to you all. I'm not ready yet. So, let's get on with the show. I'm sick of waiting. RVD.........K-DAWG..........Chris Steel.........and Predator........Get your asses out here now. Pick up a weapon and let's kill one another. Tell you what. FIRST FOUR PEOPLE TO DIE IN THIS MATCH, LOOSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stormfront throws the mic out of the ring and circles and paces the ring waiting for the Spirt Squad, I mean the Fantastic 4, shit, I mean the "other" 4 participants to roll their gimpy asses down to the ring and get what's coming to them. Never thought the narrator would be biased huh? lol.
OOC: Well, this is my 4th and final roleplay. Good luck to the rest. Sorry it's short. But, I like it. Looks good. Anyways, take care everyone and have a safe holiday.