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Post by Jay on Jun 22, 2006 6:33:31 GMT -5
Deadlines:Pacific: Tuesday - 10 P.M. Mountain: Tuesday - 11 P.M. Central: Tuesday/Wednesday - Midnight Eastern: Wednesday 1 A.M. U.K.: Wednesday 6 A.M.RolePlay Limit: 4 RPsRPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Jun 22, 2006 16:20:44 GMT -5
K~Dawg is seen packing his wrestling gear into his suitcase, and have a bandage ontop of his head from the chair shot from Sean Lewis.
K~Dawg: Time for me to blow this popsicle stand, this place sucks.
as he is about to leave, Trixy stops him before he can.
Trixy: K~Dawg, could a get a quick interview before you leave XPlosion and head over to Extreme Overload match in the Five Way F*ckers Extreme Elimantion Match for the Mid-Eastern Championship. K~Dawg: Sure Trixy, i want to get out of as soon as possible.
Trixy: How do you feel about your lose tonight, and about Sean Lewis when he hit you in the head with a steel chair? K~Dawg; It was a great intense match that i didn't hold back in, Sean found out tonight that i dont back down from anything, but i couldn't get the job done winning the World Title, as far as the chair shot goes, I can take the pain, its a no big deal to me, because Extreme Overload in the Mid-Eastern Championship match, K~Dawg will get Xtreme to the match.
Trixy: You've got some tough guys to beat, have you seen the card for that match. K~Dawg: Yeah I have, i have to beat Chris Steel, Predator, Mr. ECW Rob Van Dam and Stormfront, who big bitching that he wants to be Mid-Eastern Champion, all these guys are tough no doubt about it, i know first had what Chris Steel can do when he focused, RVD, i seen him past in ECW, fucking crazy, Stromfront...eh whatever, Predator, looks like a guy who can give me a tough challenge in becoming 2x Mid-Eastern Champion again, but Extreme Overload, i will be ready to do whatever i have to do in winning the Mid-Eastern Championship again, ive had a long journey in eWe since i started, and that future only get's better.
Trixy: How will you feel if your able to become 2x Mid-Eastern Champion? K~Dawg: its going to be really nice to hold that title again, and ill make sure i hold it even longer, not that month i held when when i got it stolen away from me by Johnny Chaos at Final Cut, that is still stinging, the Extreme Rules Elimantion match is going to be intense, there mite be even bloodshed, the kids mite not want to see this match, because it will give them nightmares, what the five of us will do to eachother, because it going to be gruesome.
Trixy: One Last Question, will you ever wanan face Sean Lewis ever again? K~Dawg: Oh Hell Yeah, I'm a big Sean Lewis fan, this chair shot aint gonna take nothing away from that, Sean is a great eWe, one of the best, just look at what happened last night, all the fans were on there feet, Sean & I didnt miss a beat, we blew the roof of the place, K~Dawg vs Sean Lewis Part 2....MAYBE SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE, but not now...Im Chaos, he's XPlosion, our paths will cross sometime other time.
Trixy: Thanks K~Dawg. K~DAWG: No Problem Trixy.
SCENE FADES AS K~DAWG LEAVES HIS IN VIPER AS DRIVES OFF SPEEDING AS TRIXY SAYS.
Trixy: Thats one crazy wrestler./color]
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Post by Predator on Jun 23, 2006 1:05:52 GMT -5
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Post by Predator on Jun 23, 2006 15:30:55 GMT -5
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Jun 23, 2006 17:46:53 GMT -5
K~Dawg is seen driving in his viper to get to the PPV arena for Extreme Overload and singing along to the tunes of Kid Rock, but he suddenly looks down at his gas tank meter.
K~Dawg: ah Fuck, i gotta get gas, if i dont i mite have to walk my way to Extreme Overload and that wont be any fun.
So K~Dawg drives to a Speedway, and gets out looks around and says.
K~Dawg; WoW, this must be Hicksville U.S.A, all these people in Overalls, missing teeth, one shoe, talk funny, man i know Predator or Stormfront would love a place like this, hell one of those guys are probably related to one of them.
K~Dawg starts pumping his own gas until on of these smelly people notices K~Dawg, so he walks up to him, K~Dawg sees this.
K~Dawg: Oh No, he come one of Predators smelly cousins.
the hillbilly walks up to K~Dawg and says.
Hillbilly: Well Hi, im Cletus K~Dawg: Go Figure. Hillbilly: And i already know you are, your eWe Superstar, 2005 Most Improved Wrestler, "Da Rookie Sensation" your K~Dawg.
K~Dawg looks around sarcasticly.
K~Dawg; Oh my God, you gets right, NOW WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT HICK, you need a autograph, K~Dawg T-Shirt, anything. Hillbilly: No, im just hear to say, YOU SUCK, you want win at Extreme Overload, you no match for Chris Steel, Predator, Stormfront and R-V-D, face it K~Dawg, your gonna lose, I HATE YOU, I was laughing when Sean Lewis cracked you over the head, its been the greatest thing when i seen my mom french kiss my sister.
K~Dawg looks disgusted.
K~Dawg: oh man, now that disgusting, you hicks are all alike, but Extreme Overload is my day, and im going to win no matter what it takes.
K~Dawgs gas stops, he turns around and the hillbilly gets into back like K~Dawg cant move and says.
Hillbilly: Face it K~Dawg, Your not winning at Extreme Overload, you cant beat the greatness of the other wrestlers that are in that match, hell you couldn't even the World, you will never be eWe Champion or Mid-Eastern Champ again.
the hillbilly puts on the Kurt Angle theme song, points to K~Dawg.
Hillbilly: YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK.
K~Dawg turns around, punches the hillbilly in the gut, and gives him Da Meat Hook.
K~Dawg: Thats it Hick, ima show you what it means to be a real eWe wrestler.
K~Dawg picks up the hillbilly, throws him through a glass window, when they both are inside the gas station, K~Dawg picks up the hillbilly, stands on top of a table and connects with an OVERDAWG'D, K~Dawg then grabs a chair, and whacks the hillbilly with it, as K~Dawg is doing that, he talks into the camera.
KDawg: I hope your seeing this shit, Im sending a message, what im doing right now, i can do the same to any of you four other fuckers, That Mid-Eastern Championship is coming back home to K~Dawg, Extreme Overload, shit is about to get serious, Stormfront,R-V-D,Steel,Predator-talk all the shit you wanna, bring all you can, do what you need to do, but you aint gonna to be stopping K~Dawg at EO, because i want this Mid-East title back badly, i will do everything in my power to get it back, R-V-D i know Extreme is in your background, but none of you four fucks has ever seen K~Dawg go Extreme to the max when i wanted to, i will show you, check this shit out.
K~Dawg picks up the hillbilly, and throws his face into a stove and turns it on, K~Dawg takes his face off which is all burnted up.
Cletus: K~Dawg, you bastard, I hope you die at Extreme Overload, Ima sue your ass if your still alive. K~Dawg: Shut the fuck up, you motherfucker, Cletus: How did you know? Dawg: Ew you sick fuck, nevernind Predator or Stormfront, you must be related to Chris Steel and his family, but you fucked up on the dieing part.
K~Dawg whacks the hillbilly with a chair, lays it on the ground and connects with DETROIT HIGH TYMES, then some cashier lady at the gas station says.
Cashier lady: Im calling the cops, GET OUT OF HERE!!. dAWG: Bitch, when im ready, ill leave.
K~Dawg gets off the hillbilly, who is out cold, goes to the back to grab a bottle of Pepsi and some Sour Cream & Onion Chips, looks at the cashier lady with a even look.
KDawg; I would like to pay for these please, how much. Cashier Lady: On the House, NOW JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!.
K~Dawg starts laughing, walks out of the gas station, into his full tank of gas Viper, looks into the eWe cameras.
KDawg: Thats how I get it done, and coming Extreme Overload, when it's all said and done, K~Dawg will be standing victorious and become 2x eWe Mid-Eastern Champion once again, ill see you bitches soon.
SCENE FADES.
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Post by The Forsaken on Jun 23, 2006 22:42:57 GMT -5
OOC: If you have read a certain someone's RP on Heatwave you will know what is going on.
Scene One-Momentum.
Scene starts with Chris and Lilly in the lockeroom. He is sitting back relaxed and Lilly is massageing his shoulders.
CS: HAHA did you hear Predators promo babe?
LS: Sure did.
CS: Can you beleave what he said he said I shouldn't even show up at Overload. What nerve he beat me once good for him but he will not beat me twice. Did he forget the fight he was in when we had our match. Did he forget we went almost twenty minutes. Now he sold his soul to the Devil and has gone Corprate hope he is happy. Being Vince's little bitch.
LS: Overload will be out night honey.
CS: Damn straight I will win the Mid Eastern Title and you will win the battle royal. Plus our little surprise.
LS: HAHA no one will see it coming.
CS: The Corperation and Sinister Alliance are going to be in some trouble.
LS: Wait you called Predator a sell out yet what do you call what we are doing?
CS: Were not sell out's We go way back with these people there friends.
LS: True.
CS: SO what if one of them is a Prince in Africa and is very rich.
LS: True True. What about RVD,K Dawg and Stormfront?
CS: Ohh Them. RVD tough kid but ECW is so six years ago he has just been watered down ever since. K Dawg beat him at chaos so he is no threat and Stormfront. The Big man well I got a alittle something for him. This will be my night. The Mid Eastern Title is mine and I will get it back at Overload!
Scene Two-Surprise Revealed.
Scene starts with Chris and Lilly walking down the hall they stop at the Dressing room that says Embassy. They walk in and are greeted.
PN: See that EWE HAHA it didn't take me long to get the two most talented wrestlers here in the shithole that is EWE.
CS: Nana EWE isn't that bad there are worse feds out there. Like the new ECW.
PN: Ok point taken.
CS: Fans I know all of you are probally shocked. Right about now as you watch this taped promo. But you need to learn something this sport is cut throat and it is safer to run in packs. I have picked my pack I have picked my allies The Highlight of the Night Alex Shelly,The Smoked out Diva Dazee Haze,The Richest man in Africa Prince Nana and of course my wife the Future EWE Womans Champion.
PN: This is only the beginning EWE we have our eyes on other stars not just on Chaos ether. The Embassy will be taking over HAHA!
Scene Three-In the Ring.
Scene starts with Chris Steel in the ring he is wearing a Embassy T Shirt.
CS: AT Extreme Overload I have my chance to win back what is mine and that is the Mid Eastern Title. Ever since Wrestlemania that fact that I lost it at a time when I was just not here mentally has been eating away at me. It has taken over my life. Now I have my chance to right a wrong. When I win at Overload I will get that monkey off my back. Now this is the first chance the fans will get to see a member of The Embassy,The Corperation, and the Sinister Alliance in the ring at the same time. So this match is so much more then a title. Its a power play with a win we can say The Embassy is the top faction in EWE. Now earlier in Predators promo I heard Vince was a fan of mine cause of my antics. Well Vince hate to dissappoint you but that is the Chris Steel of old. That isn't me anymore I have gotten serious about this. Already this new me has beating one man in K Dawg and at Extreme Overload you can add four more victums to that list!
Chris Steel leaves the ring to a mixed reaction!
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Post by bigpawpa23 on Jun 24, 2006 19:31:05 GMT -5
Wasn't too proud of this one but it's a nice start. I'll probably get at least two more up before Tuesday I hope. Rob Van Dam
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Post by stormfront on Jun 24, 2006 23:29:54 GMT -5
OOC: This will be short and sweet but I do believe it'll do the trick. Just like Novacane.
The Sinister Alliance are all sitting on the couches in the dressing room except for Nightmare who is sitting in his corner. The Sinister Alliance are all sort of quiet as if in deep thought.
Stormfront(looking around sort of slumped forward): Answers?
Justin Vincible: Dude, there was nothing we could do. They wouldn't let us through.
Stormfront: You know what? I've just about had it up to here with the McMahons.
Helena Ring: I'd say we indeed were beaten last week.
Stormfront: Beaten, no, we weren't beaten. We were raped and we were raped so hard that we didn't have time for a reach around. But mark my words, the reach around is coming.
Mr. Bigg: We executing the plan at the PPV?
Stormfront: Oh yea, you better believe it. This time, we are going to the extreme once again. That beating that DX got a few weeks back will be nothing compared to what's going to happen in my match for the EWE Mid-Eastern Championship.
Mr. Bigg: I don't get it boss, why this title?
Stormfront: Well Bigg, it's like this. I'm indeed starting with the bottom title and will work my way up. Course, I'd have to wait awhile because Nightmare will be winning his title match and God knows how long he'll keep that title. Well, let's just say this. He'll keep it as long as the McMahons don't screw him.[/red]
[white]camera pans to Helena Ring[/white]
[red]Helena: The McMahons indeed screwed us last week. This is a big night, we're probably going to get screwed again. You especially Stormfront.
Stormfront: Well, what can I say. I'm quite the popular one these days. The fuckin Candace Michelle attacking me from behind with her title belt. Don't worry, I'm not through with that bitch by a long shot. Her time is coming pretty quick. Matter of fact, indeed pretty soon. But, the McMahons need not to worry. She'll indeed have her match. But, before or after. I haven't decided yet. Will be a different story. Fighting dirty is the Sinister Alliance's "MO". We'll indeed show her. Let's face it, the only reason she attacks from behind is because getting it from behind is all she knows. That and being on her knees in front of the McMahons. They'll all 3 pay for what they did to me. Especially the McMahons for putting me and Nightmare in the match together. All those punks may have stopped the Sinister Alliance from pulling one over on team ECW but they didn't stop Nightmare from getting the #1 contendership for the International Title. After Extreme Overload, the Sinister Alliance will have some gold in the stable.
Justin Vincible: What about that Predator guy?
Stormfront: I don't understand it. Why's this guy always coming after me. Does he think indeed that 3rd time is going to be a charm? I don't think so, at least not in his case it won't be. This time, I'll dispose of Predator once and for all. I'm so sick and tired of this guy constantly attacking me and when we fight I always win. This guy must be a glutton for punishment. That's ok. I have no problem abusing this dog again. Again, it's an Extreme rules type match. How it all seems so familiar. Me, Predator, in an extreme rules match. Only a few differences this time. This time, there are 3 other men involved. K-Dawg, RVD, and Chris Steel. Oh, and let's not forget the most important difference in this match and that's the Mid-Eastern Championship Belt. May not be as prestigious as the other belts in this fed, but it's only the start for this Sinister Alliance Member. Face it, My time is finally starting to come. That's ok if Law wants to duck me. I don't have to fight him right now. Right now, I'm going after this title. But, he won't run forever because I"m sure we'll both be going for the same title for too long. When that happens. Law, will not stand a chance against the Storm.
Mr. Bigg: Stormfront, I just caught K-Dawg's very short promo just a bit ago. It's been taped. Want to see it?
Stormfront: yea, sure, let's see it.
Justin Vincible and Mr. Bigg pull the TV(which is on rollers) to where everyone can see it from the couches. Helena puts the tape in the VCR on top and all Alliance members sit around Storm who's sort of in the center of it all. The SA all get done watching it and Stormfront get's up looking at the TV in disgust. About that time, Stormfront picks up the coffee table in front of them and throws it to the side and steps up to the TV stand and boots the shit out of it knocking it all backwards.
Stormfront: "eh whatever?" That's all he has to say about me is "eh whatever". That fuckin punk has no idea who he's dealing with. Total disrespect by some wetback loser that's probably over here illegally. Has anyone called INS yet to check his validity?
Stormfront is looking into the camera now.
Stormfront: Let me tell you something K-Dawg. You can take your head out of Predators ass for a second and quit constipating him. Let me give you some helpfull advise, do not dare overlook me. Keep in mind, I'm 2-0 against Predator and after Extreme Overload, I'll make it 3-0 against him and 1-0 against the rest of you. I've decimated Predator every time I've met him in the ring and this idiot thinks Predators his only match. I can already see that I'll be able to make fast work on ol K-Dawg. I'll finish him real quick. The only thing this guy can take on is a bunch of imbreded hicks at a gas station out in the middle of nowhere. K-Dawg, I'm not hick. Matter of fact, I"m a very savage Indian and we all know you can't handle Indians. You might as well go back to that gas station and keep fighting drunk hicks. You may have had a match with the great Sean Lewis, but this is Stormfront. You don't stand a chance against me or my arsenal ov moves. Hmm, I think I'll use "the crash" on you. Let's face it, it won't take much to put you away because Sean has already beaten you down like the abused child your probably were. That chair shot sure didn't help your chances either. Face it K-Dawg, your time as the Mid-Eastern Champion is over. It's time for new blood to wear it, and of course, one that won't get it taken away from him after a month. Hell, the way champs are being made to defend in this fed. I might be able to break some records in how long I hold the title. Take a look at our current champs. Neither have defended in over a month except for Orton and he picks his opponents and Orton picks matches he knows he can win. He won't pick one that he doesn't know weither he can win. Oh no, Orton likes a sure thing. But, like I said K-Dawg. Your time is over and when I'm done with you, I'll be carrying your carcase back over the border where you belong and this time, you'll be in an imigration prison and we'll never see you again.
There's a knock on the door.
Stormfront: Bigg, get the door and see what the fuck they want then punch the shit out of them.
Mr. Bigg(laughing): My pleasure boss.
Stormfront: Now, this leaves me to Chris Steel. The Pornmaster. The XXX man himself. Chris, your pictures on the titan tron of the dirty magazines that you still collect aren't going to save you. My thinking, let's make this interesting. We each put something else on the line. Since I'm a rich man, I'll throw in $500,000 dollars to the winner. That's a half a million there. It's chump change but it's something. Chris, if I was going to choose what you can put up. I'd say you put that pretty little wife of yours on the betting table. Face it, once I've destroyed each and every one of those fucking maggots Lilly will see me and want to go home with not only a real man, but a champ and a legend. Then, next week on Chaos when I enter the ring for my match. I'll do Chris one better and display some nudes of me fuckin his wife doggy style. You know, I hear this guy has joined a faction too. The Embassy? Goddamn, another faction full of illegals. I see the 5-way will be nicely represented. Chris Steel's Embassy, Predators Corporation, RVD's ECW, and Stormfront's Sinister Alliance. That only leaves one person out of being in a faction. That must be K-Dawg. Like I said before. Short work will be made of him as well as Chris Steel and his band of monkeys.
Mr. Bigg comes back into the picture.
Mr. Bigg: Hey, I need to tell you something.
Mr. Bigg starts whispering something in Storm's ear and making some hand motions as if cutting air. After a minute Stormfront starts shaking his head in agreement and breaks away from Mr. Bigg and back to facing the camera.
Stormfront: Well, it seems as though Predator has went corporate. BTW, Mr. Bigg? Did you punch the son of a bitch at the door.
Camera pans to the door and Ahmed is laying on the ground and Mr. Bigg is over him pointing at him.
Mr. Bigg: That answer your question boss?
Stormfront: Nice, very nice. Ahmed, that'll teach you to run into Mr. Biggs fist. Well Predator, you fuckin sell out. Don't think for once that the Sinister Alliance is afraid of the "Corporation". This time. There will no security stopping lop sided match. This time, Nightmare is going to have his people nearby and they'll take out the security if they have to. So, Predator, they'll be no running for you and the Corporation. Both you and the corporation will die at Extreme Overload. Consider Extreme Overload to be the Corporations Casket. And, if that damn weasel of a man Keith johnson wants to stick his nose in this match I have no problem dismantling that animal. Matter of fact, when it comes to Keith Johnson, consider me the exterminator. But, that can be considered of all of them. At the PPV, I will indeed exterminate not only the 4 fuckers in my ring but the corporation too. Fuck the 4, and fuck the corporation. The Sinister Alliance don't give a shit about rules and we'll indeed break em all at the PPV. It will indeed be one Sinister Night.
Justin Vincible: Hey, what about RVD, you can't mentioned him.
Stormfront: That's right, I'm saving the best for last here. Let's face it, this guy will be the only challenge. He's actually got a win over me but that's only in Tag-team action. This isn't a tag-team. This is indeed going to be considered singles competition and I've yet to loose a singles match. Sinister Alliance and ECW, are one of the same. Well, Sinister Alliance is more extreme than ECW. We've actually been around longer and will continue after ECW dies a second time and all that will happen at Extreme Overload when RVD is left standing along with me while the other 3 jokers are laying on their backs like the gutter whores that Chris likes to display on his entrance video. RVD, you and I may steal the show on this one. Let's face it, atheletes like you and I are a rarety. You better practice against your buddy Sabu because that's what it's going to be like in the ring with me. Thing is though RVD, not only can I move like Sabu does. I can also power my way through people just like people like Goldberg, Batista, and HHH. I'm the perfect speciment here. I'm 7'0", I'm over 300lbs, I'm speedy, I'm technical, and I'm a powerhouse. I'm the best thing to come along in the EWE right along side my Sinister Alliance buddies. Face it, we are the dominant stable in the EWE and after Extreme Overload we'll be like Gods. Especially after our little suprises that we have planned at the PPV.
Stormfront is now looking back at the Alliance members and starts smiling.
Stormfront: Isn't that right men? and woman.
Mr. Bigg: Damn right.
Justin Vincible: Ha, the EWE will not know what hit them.
Helena Ring: The EWE, stables or no will all be kissing the Ring.
Camera pans back to Stormfront who's looking around.
Stormfront: Where's Nightmare?
Mr. Bigg: I think he took off.
Stormfront: Shit, oh well. He'll still get this. Nightmare? Now's the time. Remember what we talked about after we learned the McMahons put us against one another last week. Well, time is now to act upon it. Get your people together and execute one of many plans for the build up to the PPV. GO, and make your visit to you KNOW WHO!!!!!!!
Stormfront stays looking into the camera as if almost hypnotised and then breaks it.
Stormfront: At Extreme Overload, the EWE will indeed be injected with the Sinister Alliance poison. Stay tuned everyone. This is going to make Disney Land look like a fuckin bike ride. This will indeed be one hell of a ride. Now, if you all will come with me. We are going to execute our side of the plan. Bigg, I know you have shit to do but I expect you at the ronde vouse point by the time designated with part of the package.
Mr. Bigg: Don't worry Storm, I won't forget. Drew will be coming with me and we'll indeed be there.
Stormfront: That's good. I like assurance. And I know you'll come through because you are just like the rest of the Sinister Alliance. We all come through. These little weekass promos that I've been seeing will be a good indicator of what is yet to come. Ok, men. Before we leave, I need some help with the dumpster of weapons. This time, there will be more weapons involved and I will still have my favorites.
Stormfront then reaches into his pocket and pulls out the grenades.
Stormfront: Not as strong as an actual one but it'll indeed kill the shit out of someone or take a limp one. That's what I plan on doing with those 4 fuckers. I plan on murdering everyone on those bastards including their managers except for Steels, his wife will make a nice hooker for the Sinister Alliance. So will her mother and her grandmother.
Stormfront looks down at his watch
Stormfront: Well boys, let's get started. I want to get all this done before the PPV match starts.
The camera fades as the EWE goes to comercial.
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Jun 26, 2006 17:14:30 GMT -5
This will be a three part rp
Part 1: Arriving for Extreme Overload.
the scene opens as we find K~Dawg finally arriving for Extreme Overload in his viper, he parks his car in the parking lot, gets out, and gets his wrestling stuff, and locks his viper.
K~Dawg: At Extreme Overload in the Five Way F*ckers Extreme Elimantion match for the Mid-Eastern Championship, i will finally get back my title and beat those four other fuckers, im ready, im two days Extreme Overload will put on a show and so will K~Dawg when i takeover being the Mid-East Champ again, these people want to see Dawg as champ, these people need K~Dawg as the champion, they dont somebody like Chris Steel or Predator holding that, they wanna see a guy like K~Dawg, A Rookie that knows what he does, a future legend in eWe, these people will be witnesses that K~Dawg will offically become eWe Mid-Eastern Champion for the second time, and that second time, I will hold onto that title real tight, and not let it go like last time.
K~Dawg finally arrives at his lockeroom, he sets his stuff down, hangs up his wrestling gear, and then walks out of his lockeroom, but when he gets out eWe interviewer Matt Peterson walks up to him.
Matt: K~Dawg, got time for an interview. K~Dawg: Sure, Extreme Overload is in two days, i can wait, go ahead Matt.
Matt: Since this an Extreme Rules match, and Rob Van Dam is the most experienced at being really Extreme, how will you matchup with that? K~Dawg: Yo, nobody knows dis, but K~Dawg can get Extreme to the core if needed, but nobody hasn't really seen that side of K~Dawg, but they will recongize it at Extreme Overload, when I show it off, trust me there is going to be blood everywhere and it's going to be great, Rob, you dont take me seriously now, after Extreme Overload, win or lose, after the shit im going to do..YOU WILL TAKE THIS DAWG SERIOUSLY.
Matt: Predator had some bad things to say about you K~Dawg: Who? Matt: Predator, you know, the new bald headed wrestler guy. Dawg: Oh Him, now i know who your talking about, takes some time for me to figure out bitches like him, You dont think im in your league, oh we shall see about that when i BUST YOUR FUCKING HEAD open with a steel chair, then we'll see who league were in, FUCK THE CORPORATION, nobody gives a flying fuck about any of those guys and what they do, i aint capable of knocking you off.
K~Dawg laughs right infront of the camera.
KDawg: Yeah, Im laughing right into your face BITCH,you dont think ill knock you off, dont doubt me, I got doubters that been telling me i can do this or that, and i say fuck that, and i do em anyway, so you think you bigger & badder than me, then try to prove it at EO, your not going to be taking the Mid-East title home with you, not if i got something to say about that, and Predator one last thing you bald headed fucker, I got all the shit i need to kick yo' ass at Extreme Overload, I aint saying you should be scared, just a bit worried whats going to happen, because two days, ill be ready, ill be waiting, when that final bell rings, ill be the one standing tall with the eWe Mid-Eastern Championship over my shoulder, not You,Not Steel, No R-V-D, not even Stormfront.
Matt: Chris Steel, you lost to him at Heatwave, which ended his four match losing streak. K: Man, i didnt give a damn about that Heatwave match, I was concentrating more on my match that i was gonna have on XPlosion vs Sean Lewis, that was a bigger match then facing the little man Chris Steel, and trust me, Your wifey told me. Matt: Oh that was wrong K~Dawg. K: Shut up Matt, Steel you already tasted, felt the Mid-East title, so you already know what like to be Champion of that, but am i going to let you become 2x Champion, OH HELL NAW, you gotta kill me first before you do that, and trust me thats a hard thing to do, man bring the new you, nobody gives a flying fuck about that either, I'll slap you & your wife at the same time, MAKE HER MY BITCH, I know she wants a real man in K~Dawg instead of a horsebag (YEAH MADE THAT UP) like you, Christopher Steel, Ill see you at Extreme Overload, yeah, ill be the one standing over you guys holding that Mid-East title in the air and being named the new Mid-East Champ.
Matt: Now Stormfront commented how you dont have a faction, and how he does, Predator, Chris Steel & R-V-D all have factions. K~Dawg: We got Sinister Alliance with Stormfront: BIG WHOOP, im so scared, The Embassy with Chris Steel: Whatver they are, and ECW with Mr. PPV Rob Van Dam Corporation with Predator, and im the only man in the match, THAT DOESNT NEED BACKUP INCASE I GET INTO TROUBLE, yeah i dont need any help, i aint backing down in this match fo' shit, i can get my asskicked like the rest of them, i'll shit fight back Matt: Out of those groups, who are you more worried about? KDawg: Matt, i wouldn't say worried, I would say looking out for, and that is RVD's eCw, those guys could put some damage into you, but Rob, i could be as Hardcore as the next guy, on i got an idea who im dealing with.
K~Dawg smiles into the camera and says.
K~Dawg; The biggest bitch ive ever seen in eWe, and that is saying ALOT, Stormfront, your size doesn't concern me, I can take you down, you lack the intelligence that you know about K~Dawg, you don't really know what i can do, keep telling us your record against these guys in the match, Nobody cares about until you get the job done at Extreme Overload, see if you get this through your tiny little brain...BRING IT ON STORMFRONT, ill be waiting.
K~Dawg then looks at Matt and says.
K~Dawg: Man, im about to hit up a Nightclub, you wanna come. Matt: Sure.
K~Dawg & Matt leave in K~Dawgs viper to find the nearest Nightclub.
SCENE TWO: THE NIGHTCLUB
K~Dawg & Matt are at Club Excel
Matt: This is gonna be fun.
K~Dawg looks at him weird, pushes him away from K~Dawg and ditches Matt, he goes so far away, Matt cant find him away.
K~Dawg; Fucker gonna ruin my vibe.
on the stage singing is Kid Rock (HA) also featuring Eminem, they both see K~Dawg walking around, and invite him up, K~Dawg gets onstage, and grabs a mic.
K~Dawg: Yo, IS EVERYBODY READY FOR EXTREME OVERLOAD ON WEDNESDAY, LEMME HERE YA UP IN DIS BITCH. People: HELL YEAH!!! Dawg: A little louder, Dawg didnt here you, Is Everybody Ready for Extreme Overload where K~Dawg become eWe's Mid-East Champion again. People: HELL FUCKING YEAH. K~Dawg: Now i heard you this time: At EO, there will be alot of blood in that ring: Predator, Stromfront, K~Dawg, R-V-D and Chris Steel are going to put on a show for you guys, but everybody knows in Club Excel that k~Dawg is walking out the new Mid-East Champ for the second time, those four bitches can put me down all they want to, i will keep fighting back intil the day i die, AND THAT IS NEVER, I never back down from shit, Im always go toe to toe , they can beat me, hurt me, all they want, but Im like the Energizer Bunny: I KEEP GOING, AN GOING, AN GOING, Now i say it, you scream it, Who's going to win the Mid-East Championship? People: K~DAWG!!!! Dawg: Who Da Rookie Sensation, Mr. EWE 2005 MIW. People: K~DAWG!!!!! K~Dawg; Shit, thats what i thought, so you all make sure you at Extreme Overload this Wednesday, so you can watch K~Dawg win the title once again and bring it home to Detroit, K-Rock Em, you guys got the mic again, Im out.PEACE YA HEARD!!!
K~Dawg walks off stage and two K~Dawg fans walk up to him.
Fan 1 Mike: K~Dawg before you leave im a big fan of yours and just wanna say your going to give them hell at EO and you should be World Champ right now. K~Dawg: Thanks Homie, World Champ, eh its okay, No Biggie, I'll be an eWe champ in the future, i still got mad respect for Sean Lewis and what he does. Fan 2 Kathyrn: Hey Dawg, your the future of eWe, i watch you every week even when your down, and ill be watching Extreme Overload too. K~Dawg: iight, so you'll be witnessing the time that everybody was doubting K~Dawg and saying he cant become 2x eWe Mid-Eastern Champion again, but i'll prove those critics wrong.
K~Dawg looks around for Matt, but cant find em, and says.
K~Dawg: Fuck it, I'll leave without him.
Dawg leaves Club Excel to go back to the arena where Extreme Overload is being held.
Part 3: Lockeroom jibber jabber (short part)
K~Dawg is in his lockeroom physcing himself up.
K~Dawg: Dawg man, you got this, everybody is counting on you, you got Tha Dawg's Kru watching for you to win the Mid-East Championship, dont blow it, Predator,Steel,Van Dam & Stormfront all doubt your abilities to get the job done, and gonna try holding you down, but you can't let that happen, you got to show them who's boss, and you shall do that, the K~Dawg way, PlanetDawg, Extreme Overload, Five Way F*ckers Extreme Rules, Blood, Torture.
K~Dawg smiles into the camera.
K~Dawg: This is going to be fun: Predator, RVD, Steel, Stormfront.
K~Dawg waits, then says.
K~Dawg: WELCOME TO MY WORLD...BITCHES!!!
SCENE FADES
(OOC: THIS RP TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO DO, IT BETTA BE GOOD)
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Post by stormfront on Jun 26, 2006 20:35:53 GMT -5
OOC: Please read Nightmares 2nd roleplay so you'll know what's going on.
EWE comes back from commercial and the camera is outside Vinces Office and you can hear him talking to the corporation minus Predator and Candace Michelle. The camera then changes scenes and is now inside Vinces office. Vince is sitting at his desk and there are comfortable leather chairs out on front of the desk. Sitting in each chair is Stephanie McMahon, Shane McMahon and Keith Johnson.
Vince(really mad):DID ANY OF YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH STORMFRONT'S PROMO A LITTLE EARLIER? DID ANY OF YOU LEARN WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO MY WIFE?
Stephanie: Yea daddy, we know. She ok?
Vince: IS SHE OK? SHE'S IN A COMMA YOU LEACH!!!!
Shane: Well, what are we going to do. I thought we had sent them a pretty good message and that they wouldn't be messing with us for awhile.
Keith: You don't get it do you?
Camera pans to Keith finally
Keith: All we did was make them mad. We've got to come up with other things to do to this group of misfits. Predator can only handle maybe 2 or 3 at a time but there's like 6 or 7 of those guys now. And well, I'm just a manager. I don't wrestle or fight anyone.
Vince: Damn it Keith, you promised me results if I did "favors" for Predator. Remember? You scratch my back and I scratch yours.
Keith: Yes, I remember Vince and not to worry. It'll be taken care of.
Vince: DAMN IT!!!!!!! THERE'S NO WAY HHELLLLLL I'M LETTING THE SINISTER ALLIANCE RUN THE EWE. I CREATED THIS FED AND DAMN IT, I CAN DESTROY IT. ALL OF YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE AND LEAVE ME ALONE WHILE I THINK AND PROCESS WHAT ALL JUST HAPPENED. SHANE, STEPHANIE? DON'T DISAPOINT ME AGAIN.
Stephanie and Shane: Don't worry father, we won't.
Shane and Stephanie both get up and leave the office.
Vince: AND YOU!!!!!!! YOU BETTER HOPE THAT THIS PREDATOR LIVES UP TO THE HYPE THAT YOU'VE CREATED FOR HIM. BETTER HOPE THAT THOSE TWO LOSES HE SUFFERED TO STORMFRONT WERE ONLY A FLUKE.
Keith: Vince, baby, relax. Here's part of the strategy. Predator has already beating Chris Steel and RVD. All he needs to do is concentrat on those guys and let K-Dawg and Stormfront fight each other and wear each other out. When Predator desimates Chris Steel and RVD all he has to do is stand back while Stormfront and K-Dawg practically kill each other. Let's say Stormfront gets through K-Dawg. He'll be so tired and Predator will be rested and Predator will go in there and annihilate Stormfront and will take home the Mid-Eastern Championship Match. It's simple and if K-Dawg goes over Stormfront then it'll be K-Dawg that Predator gets a hold of. As long as the corporation can keep off the Sinister Alliance, ECW and the Embassy who'll probably be fighting each other, that'll leave it all open for a corporate night indeed.
Vince is starting to relax a little and his redness starting to lighten up. Vince sort of smiles and is shaking his finger toward Keith.
Vince(sort of laughing): haha, I like the way you think. That's sounds really "GOOD"! NOW, I need you to leave while I collect my thoughts for a while.
Keith: Yes Mr. McMahon. If you need me you have my cell.
Vince: Indeed I do, I'll see you later.
Keith: Goodbye Vince
Keith Johnson leaves the office.
Vince to himself with his head down: Oh God.
Vince then looks up and is angry
Vince: HOW DARE YOU SMITE ME!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU ALLOW THOSE MISFITS, THOSE REJECTS DO THIS TO MY WIFE
About this time the lights start flickering on and off and Vince's anger changes to sort of a shock or concern. The lights stop flickering and Vince sort of looks around scared like and then takes a big gulp as if swallowing something large.
Vince still looking around: I can't believe it, I'm Vince McMahon. You'd think I could afford some better lighting in this building.
All of the sudden the phone rings.
Vince answers: Hello?
no answer
Vince: Damn it, talk to me.
Voice(obviously Stormfront): Turnbouts fair play, we'll be seeing you soon. hahahahaha.
Then the phone hangs up.
Vince: Damn you Stormfront.
Vince then slams the phone down.
Vince: You will indeed pay for this. Oh yea, before the PPV is over you too will join....
Vince then sort of sits up straight and looks around all pridefull.
Vince: the "KISS MY ASS" club. yea, I like the sound of that.
All of the sudden the lights start flickering again and Vince sort of hunkers down as if trying to avoid anything flyin in the air. The lights finally just go out leaving Vince sitting in the dark. It's not completely dark because he has a window with the shade pulled shut so there's some light illuminating through it. Vince is just sitting there sort of looking around as if expecting the lights to come back on. After sitting there a minute Vince starts getting mad.
Vince: DAMN IT, SOMEONE FIX THE DAMN LIGHTS. I'M VINCE MCMAHON, I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice(obviously Nightmares): HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Vince: DAMN IT, I'M NOT PLAYING. YOU COME OUT FROM WHERE YOU ARE HIDING OR, OR, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, WHY NOT COME AND GET ME IF YOU WANT ME.
Voice: CHEEP!!!!!!! THRILLS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Vince sort of looks afraid and doesn't say anything and the voice is no more. THe lights stay shut off though. All of the sudden, there's a knock on the door.
knock, knock, knock
Vince: uh, who is it?
The door swings open(camera is still on Vince) and Vince looks as if expecting to see the Sinister Alliance and is still standing. Vince's expression then changes to relaxation after he realizes who it is.
Vince: Well, if it isn't Candace Michelle.
Camera then pans to Candace.
Candace: Hi Vince, can you believe this outage?
Vince stands up and walks around to Candace
Vince: Uh, wow Candace. You are definately a sight for sore eyes. Uh, yea, damn building.
Candace then moves in close to Vince: So, what to do in the dark.
Vince gulps again and his eyes a little wide: Well, I could think of a few things. One, would involve you. Another, me. And, then another would involve a certain relaxation technique.
Candace pushing Vince down onto the chair and sort of get's on top and stradles him while messing with his tie: Oh Vince, you are definately a bad boy.
Vince starting to get excited: Well, you could indeed say that.
About that time, there is a knock on the door.
knock, knock, knock.
Vince looking around Candace a little frustrated: I'M BUSY, I'M IN A MEETING. COME BACK IN ABOUT HOUR!!!!!!
knock, knock, knock. This time sounding more forcefully.
Vince: I SAID GO AWAY DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!
About that time the door flys open and the camera is still panned to Vince and Candace who are both looking toward the door. There is a look of shock on Vince and Candaces face.
Camera tries to turn around and pan to the entrance when the camera man is struck and obviously the camera has fallin down on the ground and on it's side. Sort of resembling the Blair witch project at the end. As the camera is still rolling you see some boots walkin by with some black clothing drapped over them looking like they were wearing robes. You can hear Vince in the background cussing and Candace Michelle screaming. Through the comotion you can hear a couple of thumps and you no longer hear Vince and Candace. A few more thumping around and more background noise the boots all walk past the rolling camera on floor again and disapear. Then, a set of boots walk by and stop then turn to face towards the camera. All of the sudden you see a ball bat heading toward the camera and the picture suddenly goes to static.
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This scene opens up out in the middle of nowhere(a desert really). IT's about dark time. The sun is still up but fixing to set for the night. There's a few black chrystler 300c's parked around a bonfire. Near the bonfire the camera pans to Vince McMahon who is tied, and on his knees with the hooded people surrounding him. Vince obviously drugged starts coming out of it.
Vince: What's the meaning of this? Why am I hear and who are you people. SPeak to me damn it.
None of them speak, all of the sudden you see more headlights and everyone recognizes it as a humvee but it's not the military issued one that Justin Vincible usually drives. It's now nighttime as the sun has set now. The vehicle pulls up and stops and keeps the lights on as they all pile out of the humvee. 4 people are getting out wearing some kind of robes and masks. They all walk sort of fast like as if trying to get there quick. The camera happens to pick up on a long shiney object in one of the robed guys hands. The 4 make it close to the meeting and it's obvious that the masks are the same masks used in the scream movie and the shiney object that one of them was carrying is a black handgun. The 4 come to a stop and are looking down at Vince who has a look of shock on his face.
Vince now off the drugs: What is it you want from me?
The obvious leader of jerks off his hood to reveal it's none other than Stormfront and puts a small metal devise up to his mouth(obviously a voice scrambler from the scream movie).
Stormfront w/voice changer: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
About this time the other 3 have pulled their hoods off and revealed Mr. Bigg, Helena Ring, and Justin Vincible.
Vince: Damn you Stormfront, what's the meaning of all of this.
Stormfront: Hey Helena, got that camera rolling.
About this time Helena is shown on the camera with a handheld camcorder.
Helena Ring: We are rolling.
Stormfront: Good.
Now turns his attention to Vince
Stormfront: What's the meaning? Well, let's see. THis all goes back to the horsejob that you did on Helena here when she went for Candaces title. Then, lastly, let's not forget the match between Nightmare and I. What the hell was that all about. huh? Say something old man.
Vince gulping and about to cry and sort of holds his hands out to the side: I don't know, I figured as good atheletes as you and Nightmare are it would have made for good ratings.
Stormfront kicks over Vince McMahon and puts his foot on Vinces chest and puts the gun in Vinces face: You stupid son of a bitch, I ought to off your ass right here. Mater of fact, I think I will.
Stormfront cocks the gun and points right at Vince's temple. Vince closes his eyes and squinces his face as if getting ready to recieve the pain.
Mr. Bigg: Hey Boss, I don't think you should.
Stormfront: Shut up Bigg, it's too late. I'm offin this pig. Instead of giving me my one on one match with Law for the title he lets that fucker drop it and then puts me in a 5-way against 4 other loosers.
Stormfront kicks McMahon in the balls.
Stormfront: What the fuck was that about? huh? I earned a one on one title shot against the champ who was Law. Since Law dropped it then I should have just been crowned champ. Why wasn't I Vince. Huh?
Stormfront kicks him again.
Vince talking highpitch and coughing: I didn't make the match the board did.
Stormfront with his foot back on Vinces chest aims the gun back at the temple: No, but you approved it didn't you.
Vince couldn't say anything in response so he basically just coughs. Then.
Vince through coughing: Please don't kill me, I have a wife, kids and a girlfriend on the side.
Justin Vincible: Stormfront, he ain't worth it.
Stormfront then points the gun at Justin Vincible.
Stormfront: You of all people need to shut the fuck up. You killed a man, now I'm going to kill a man.
Justin Vincible: Man, fuck you. hope you enjoy prison. oh, and mr. mcmahon enjoy the afterlife.
Justin Vincible walks back to the truck. Stormfront then points the gun back at Vince's temple.
Stormfront: Say your prayers, fucker!!!!!
Stormfront pulls the trigger and the gun makes a loud bang. Vince squinches even harder and shuts eyes as tight as he can only to realize he isn't dead. Vince opens his eyes slowly and looks up. Camera pans to Stormfront still standing over him with the gun still pointing except this time there's flag extending from the gun. A black flag with the red SA circled on it. Stormfront and the rest all look down and Vince has soiled himself. Camera pans to vince and he's crying.
Stormfront: Anyways, I just wanted to say, thanks. Predator, no problem. Took care of him twice. 3rd time's a charm. I know he's your bitch now but that won't matter will it.
Vince just shakes his head still crying.
Stormfront: RVD and Chris Steel? I've faced RVD, I know how to beat him. Cris Steel isn't anything but a porno watcher. He's probably jacked off so much that he won't be able to see me. K-Dawg, no problem there either. Vince, it'll indeed be one Sinister Night.
Stormfront pulls the gun away and removes his boot from Vince's chest and turns and walks away. Justin Vincible then walks up and looks around and starts unzipping his zipper and starts urinating on Vince.
Justin Vincible: Oh man, you have no idea how long I've been holding that in. Tellin you, if he didn't shoot you, I was going to. Except I would have used this.
Justin showes off his colt.
Justin Vincible: THis here? is not a toy.
Justin Vincible walks back to the humvee where the SA are. Stormfront is talking to one of the hooded guys.
Helena Ring: Kiss the ring bitch!!
Helena shoves the finger with the ring on it up to Vinces face sort of smudging him. Then Helena walks off.
Stormfront: Is the other package in the back here and ready to go?
Hooded guy: yes sir.
Stormfront: Good, tell Nightmare I said thanks and we'll see him at the PPV and cut Vince loose and make him walk back.
Hooded guy: indeed sir.
All the Sinister Alliance get inside the humvee and take off.
camera fades and to a commercial.
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This scene opens up to some trashy neighborehood. Time is probably around midnight. This part of town has a bunch of hookers walking up and down the block. The same humvee that pulled up to the bonfire is pulling up to the side of the street right under a street lamp that let's out sort of a yellow glow. The humvee is parked and nobody is getting out yet. A hooker walks up to the humvee with a couple of others behind her.
Hooker #1: Say, what's your pleasure.
Justin Vincible smokin a blunt: STD's.
Hooker #1: I've got the clap.
Justin Vincible: Nay, had that already.
Hooker #2(looking over the shoulder of hooker #1): I've got Syphilis.
Justin Vincible: Hmm, no, been there done that. Tempting though.
Hooker #2 slumps back and Hooker #3 jumps up in front.
Hooker #3: Hey, I've got trick.
Justin Vincible: huh?
Hooker #3: Trichomoniasis?
Justin Vincible: Never heard of it, is it good and painfull?
Hooker #3: Well, it hurts to have sex or urinate, you get pain in the lower abdominal area and there's irritation and itching in the genital area.
Justin Vincible: hmm, doesn't seem too different than any others.
Hooker #3: I think you'll like it though.
Justin Vincible: Ok, how much.
Hooker #3: $200
Justin Vincible: Sold, get in the back
The Hooker opens the rear passenger door and out comes Helena Ring, and Mr. Bigg, Stormfront, and Justin Vincible all get out. Justin Vincible walks up to the hooker who's a little stunned.
Justin Vincible: hey, you wait right here while we take care of business.
Hooker #3: Uh ok.
Justin Vincible: Don't go anywhere and I'll double it.
Hooker #3: Deal.
The 4 Sinister Alliance members are gathered in the rear of the humvee and they open it up and there's a bodybag in the back that seems to be moving a little.
Stormfront: Hey Helena, is that camera still rolling.
Helena Ring: Still rolling Stormfront.
Stormfront: Great. Mr. Bigg, let's get our package and bring it up to this street corner.
Mr. Bigg grabs the bag and heaves it over his shoulder and Justin Vincible slams the back trunk shut. They walk up to the street corner and Mr. Bigg lays the bag down. Stormfront walks up and unzips the bag to uncover a tied up and gagged Candace Michelle.
Stormfront: How you doing Candace? Remember me, the one you hit over the head with the title. This title.
Stormfront is pointing and Helena shows up with the title draped over her shoulder.
Stormfront: I know you see it. Get up.
Stormfront drags Candace Michelle up
Stormfront: I'm going to untie you and ungag you. You run, Justin will shoot you. You scream, I'll choke the life out of you.
Justin starts brandishing his gun.
Stormfront: Now Candace, since you enjoy being Vinces little whore I think you'll feel even more comfortable being the Sinister Alliances whore. What do you think guys and gal.
Justin Vincible, Mr. Bigg, and Helena Ring: Love it, let's do it.
Mr. Bigg: First off, our whores don't have any clothes.
Stormfront: You heard the man, loose em.
Candace starts to hesitate but eventually starts stripping until she's butt naked on the side of the street.
Justin Vincible: Second, all our whores have "taken it" from each Sinister Alliance members.
Stormfront: You heard that, close your eyes and open your mouth and get on your knees. You are going to take it from each and every member. Candace does as she's told hesitantly.
Stormfront looks back at Helena's camera.
Stormfront: You gettin this?
Helena: oh yea.
Stormfront: THis has got to be human debauchary at it's finest.
Stormfront then turns his attention to Candace and the situation at hand.
Stormfront: Well boys, let's give it to her.
Stormfront, Mr. Bigg, and Justin Vincible all undo their pants and all walk up to Candace as if they were all going to have her suck their dicks. All at once they start urinating on her.
Stormfront: Oh God
Mr. Bigg: yea
Justin Vincible: Second time for me boys.
Candace is quite disgusted and spitting and groaning. The Sinister Alliance all get done and fix themselves and back away while Helena walks up to get a closer look. This time the title is around her waist. Helena then pulls the camera away and sticks out her hand.
Helena Ring: Kiss the Ring bitch!!!!
Candace goes to kiss the ring but Helena jerks it back.
Helena Ring: on second thought, you have urin on your breath. I don't think so. But, I'll tell you what. I'll give you your title back that you've held for 10 years now.
Helena drops the title on the ground and drops her pants and takes a big shit on the title. Helena then draps the title over Candace.
Helena Ring: Put the belt on now.
Candace does as she's told and Helena backs away and the rest of the Sinister Alliance all walk up with red spray cans. Mr. Bigg sprays SA on her chest. Stormfront sprays SLUT across her back and Justin Vincible sprays HO on the belt. They all leave and get in the truck along with Helena and the hooker.
Stormfront: Look at me.
Candace slowly looks at Stormfront.
Stormfront: Since you are a trick ass whore. You are going to indeed act like one. You will walk down the street until you pick someone up.
Stormfront leaves and get's in the vehicle.
Stormfront: Start walking bitch.
Candace starts walking down the street with the Sinister Alliance humvee following her slowly. Then they all start laughing and Justin Vincible guns it and takes off and disapears down the street.
Scene fades with a closeup of Candace Michelle in sort of a trance.
Goes black and to a commercial.
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Post by bigpawpa23 on Jun 26, 2006 23:29:05 GMT -5
Here's my second for this match expect my thrid to be up sometime Tuesday. Rob Van Dam
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Post by Predator on Jun 27, 2006 14:31:24 GMT -5
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Jun 27, 2006 17:55:41 GMT -5
Another three parter SCENE ONE Part 1: In K~Dawgs Lockeroom K~Dawg is back in his lockeroom, putting on his wrestling gear early for Extreme Overload, K~Dawg T-Shirt, Sunglasses, K~Dawg fitted, Sweatpants, Nike's, he looks at the mirror and says.K~Dawg: if your going to do this tomorrow night, then im going to look good when i win the Mid-Eastern Championship again, Predator,Stormfront,R-V-D, and Chris Steel are still doubting me that i wouldn't be able to win the title, but i can pull it off, i can win the Mid-Eastern Championship for the second time in eWe.K~Dawg then watches some of the promos for Predator,R-V-D and Stormfront.K~Dawg: Let see what these doubters gotta say about K~Dawg today.K~Dawg watches all three promos, K~Dawg is shaking his head, laughing, makes some popcorn.K~Dawg: So i see, you guys got a plan to get K~Dawg easily out by me fighting one person like Stormfront, having me getting tired then kicking my ass to get me out of the match, well its nice to know that, because IF YOU RECENTLY watched any of my matches, K~Dawg doesn't get tired, I sweat, i breath, but I never get tired, like i said im the Energizer Bunny, I can keep going and going and going, i can agress with Stormfront with one thing, i dont want to see the Corporation hold the Mid-Eastern Championship, that would be totally be bad for eWe, but also K~Dawg doesnt want to see any member of the Sinister Alliance, The Embassy or eCw be holding the Mid-Eastern Championship, that title will come to K~Dawg, the one without the group, the one without being a bitch and i get into trouble having my crew coming out and helping me, I STAND ALONE in eWe and i'm proud of that shit, I get shit done, i dont care what happens at Extreme Overload, I bleed, I'm hurt, but i'll keep fighting back till the job is done and K~Dawg is the new eWe Mid-Eastern Champ.K~Dawg then hears the words of.NO PROBLEM BEATING K~DAWG, he goes irrate.K~Dawg: Man, im so sick of that shit, everybody in eWe think they can be Tha Dawg easily, they always trying to put a good Dawg down, Beating K~Dawg easily, man i had enough, coming Extreme Overload, "BEATING K~DAWG EASILY" is going out the door, everybody in eWe will see what i can do in this match, and nobody will ever think K~Dawg is easy to beat, Not the Top Guys around here, not the new people, Not the Mid-Carders, Not the Bosses...NOBODY, you wanna beat you, It's not going to be easy, BRING IT ON AT EO, im Ready.K~Dawg then takes a sip of his Pepsi, and keeps watching the promos.K~Dawg: yeah, what a way to good, KIDNAPPING A HOOKER, fucking Pussies. Rob Van Dam, don't get me wrong i got some Mad Respect for you and E-C-W, im a big fan, and I know this is in your favor of being an Extreme Rules Elimantion match, but I'm bringing out the Viscious K~Dawg, the Hardcore K~Dawg, the dont take shit from nobody K~Dawg, I want this Mid-East title, if anybody steps in my way, I will knock the shit out of them including you, Yeah you had more Hardcore experience than me for you coming out of E-C-W, but K~Dawg will shock the world in what he can do in a hardcore Extreme Rules match like these, bring it on Rob, this will be fun.K~Dawg gets a knock at the door, he gets up, opens it and finds Matt Peterson, Matt looks pissed, but K~Dawg starts to laugh.Matt: You left me at the Club, You Bastard, i had to walk all the way here, YOU KNOW HOW HOT IT IS?K~Dawg: HaHa, yeah i know, WHY DO YOU THINK I TURNED ON MY AC IN THE VIPER when i left, you stupid fool, NOW GET LOST, but i kick your ass, Go Interview Chris Steel, see how much fun he will have when im kicking his ass tomorrow and becoming Mid-Eastern Champion again, and making him look bad infront of his wife.K~Dawg shut the door in the face of Matt, then continues on.Dawg: There is no doubt all all five of us are focused on becoming the new Mid-Eastern Champion, that is why this match is going to be brutal, all five of us bleeding, the ring will be filled with blood, but Predator, you got one thing wrong little nig, K~DAWG IS MORE focused on becoming the New Mid-Eastern Championship, i held that title once, and it got stolen away from me by Johnny Chaos, and the second time around, this title will stay with me, I wont let that go, Now since i returned from my gambling problem when i was for two months, im 2-2, wins over Testament & ROCK, losses against Chris Steel & Sean Lewis, and i plan on becoming a champion that i am back, I didn't get it done against Sean, but it was one hell of a match, and gave him all i got, but it's time for me to get it done with this Mid-East title, tomorrow night, i shall do it, nobody doesn't expect K~Dawg to win the title, but expect the unexpected, end of the night, I will be walking out the Mid-Eastern Champ, don't make promises you can't keep trust me i already know, And i aint promising Tha Dawg's Kru that i will win the Mid-East Title, Win or No Win, I'm going to put up a show. K~Dawg then gets a cAll on his cellphone, ringtone-"Ridin" by Chamillionaire f Krazyie Bone.K~Dawg; Yo, its K~Dawg, speak homie.Voice over Phone: K~Dawg, i heard about your D.A.D program for Schools (DAWG'S AGAINST DRUGS), can you come into our school and talk to a seventh grade class.K~Dawg: Sure, ill be there in 10 minutes.Voice over Phone: Ill see you then.K~Dawg hangs up his cell phone, leaves his lockeroom, locks it with a key, he looks at the eWe cameras.K~Dawg: Duty Calls.he walks out of the arena, and unlocks his viper and drives off.SCENE TWO PART 2: AT THE SCHOOL Principal Harris: Okay Students, i got somebody famous that came into the school to talk to you about drugs.Kids: Rikishi, Paul Heyman, Jeff Payne, Lily Steel??Principal Harris: Students, I SAID FAMOUS, Not broke.Principal Harris looks at the window and K~Dawg is there.Principal Harris: Well students here he is, he's a famous wrestler, he's in eWe, and is going for the Mid-Eastern Champion in an Extreme Rulese Elimantion match and he is here for his D.A.D program (DAWGS AGAINST DRUGS) but in our language PEOPLE AGAINST DRUGS, well give a warm welcome to eWe Superstar, "Da Rookie Sensation" K~Dawg.K~Dawg walks in as the students of Ms. Tingle's Seventh Grade class start doing the K~Dawg thing.Students: WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!K~Dawg: Thank you student, Im here to talk to you about staying off drugs, and all the illegal stuff like Steroids.K~Dawg writes D.A.D really big on the boardK~Dawg: Students, do you think Stormfront is the way he is by working out, Big & Tall, hell naw, I know in fact by his doctors, they told me he never worked out a day in his life and he's being using Steriods, and Steriods are bad for you, they can do things to you that you dont want, im not going to explain it, ill just show you.K~Dawg turns on the vcr and puts a tape in, the kids watch it in disgust.Kids: EWWWWW!!!K~Dawg; You see what i mean, so never do steriods, Never Drink & Drive because if your busted your fu...Ms Tingle: K~DAWG!!!K~Dawg; My Bad, My Bad, your out of luck, unless you got a good lawyer, you do drugs, thats also can mess your whole life up, look at Ricky Williams, he got messed up, i know in fact that Chris Steel & His wife does it, but it doesn't show yet, but i can tell, when i was wrestling him at Heatwave, i could tell when i was wrestling, when he got me in that submission, man his breath was kicking, i couldn't stand it anymore, So i tapped, so Kids never do drugs, I never did drugs my whole life, Clean & Sober, and my life is really great, that is why i got the best chance in getting back the Mid-Eastern Championship, you stay Clean & Sober, you got a great future, you fu..Ms Tingle: K~DAWG!!!K~Dawg; Sorry Tingle, keep forgetting, you mess it up if you start drinking and doing illegal drugs, well i hoped i help you all.Principal Harris comes back over.Principal Harris: any questions for K~Dawg.a few students raise there hands.Student 1: So when is Extreme Overload.K~Dawg: This Wednesday Night, make sure you all watch, especially that Mid-East title match, it my be brutal for some of you, so try to watch if you can, but if not, tape it, and watch it when your eighteen.Student 2: Are you guarenteeing your going to win the Mid-Eastern Championship again?Dawg: No im not, there's five guys in this match, any of us can take it, i dont make promises i dont keep, Im saying I got the best chances in winning, one more question, i gotta get back to the arena.Student 3: What are you going to do if you become the Mid-East Champ again? K~Dawg: No Doubt Little Homie, CelebratePrincipal Harris: Okay Kids say goodbye to K~Dawg because he has to leave.K~Dawg leaves the lockeroom as Principal Harris whispers to Ms.Tingle.Principal Harris; Why does he talk like he's black when he's white?K~Dawg drives off in his viper to get back to the arena.SCENE THREE PART 3: LOCKEROOM & RING. K~Dawg is back in the arena, he unlocks his lockeroom, gets a soda, and says.K~Dawg: Its time to go see my people, Tha Dawg's Kru.K~Dawg walks out of his lockeroom, and walks through the curtain, the arena goes dark, on the titantron it says Da Rookie Sensationand does the K~Dawg logo then "Cocky" by Kid Rock blasts.J.Steele: The first apperance we get to see of K~Dawg for Extreme Overload in the ring.Tazz: From all his promos, he's ready and wants the Mid-Eastern Championship around his waist again.J.Steele: That match is going to be great to call.they keep talking as K~Dawg is in the ring with a mic in hand.K~Dawg: Yo Yo Yoooooo, WHERE DA KRU AT?Tha Dawg's Kru: WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!K~Dawg; Chea, there we go, so one more day till Extreme Overload, I know you guys are excited, I know that K~Dawg is ready, I know that those four other bitches i got to wrestle against are ready, five guys battling it out to the death in the Extreme Rules Elim match for the Mid-East title, you guys are going to see one hell of a dangerous match, none of us will probably be the same ever again, One of us will be leaving the show with the Mid-Eastern Championship, and im trying to make it be me, Im more ready then the rest of the four bastards combined, EXtreme Overloads: ITS MY RING,MY TIME, MY WORLD, MY TITLE, Im bringing the Mid-East home, If i gotta go through four dirtbags then i will, a kiss ass of Predator, the extreme freak in R-V-D, a Pornstar that cant really wrestle Chris Steel and some other dude thats big bitching that he wants the Mid-East title, oh yeah his name is Stormfront, boys, Im saying this loud and clear, COUNT ME OUT, GO AHEAD, I will shock you guys.K~Dawg looks in the camera, smiles and says.K~Dawg; IM K~DAWG AND IT GEtS NO BETTA, and oh yeah..WELCOME TO MY WORLD....FUCKERS!!!!, ill see your asses here tomorrow night, just remember..ill be the one standing over you guys.K~Dawg's music blasts, he leaves the ring, as the camera goes to Johnathan Steele & Tazz.Steele: Well Tazz, we just heard words from K~Dawg, you think he has a shot at winning tomorrow. Tazz: K~Dawg is the longshot in winning out of the five, im not really sure, but i like his style, and he gave Sean Lewis a hard time, maybe.Steele: K~Dawg is my pick, i like em.SCENE FADES. (ANOTHER 2 HR RP, I WORKED MY ASS OFF FOR THIS MATCH, GOOD LUCK GUYS)
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Post by stormfront on Jun 27, 2006 18:08:19 GMT -5
OOC: IT's short, I know but I needed to get it out before the 4 hours incase I got another one done.
The Sinister Alliance are all standing in the parking lot outside of the arena.
Stormfront: Well everyone, I think it's time we visited the local psychiatric hospital and see if there's any worthy candidates to be a featured Sinister Alliance member for one night.
Helena Ring: You are really going to go through with this?
Stormfront: Bet your ass I will. Get in everyone. Let's go.
All Sinister Alliance members get into JV's humvee and drive off down the highway. The scene then changes over to a Psychiatric Hospital. It's basically a 3 story white building on about 5 acres of land. Looks almost like a country club. There's a gate that lets you in and on the gate it reads Parkside Hospital. The humvee makes its way in and parks in front of the hospital. The Sinister Alliance all get out. Stormfront sort of walks ahead of everyone and stops right in front of the steps to the entrance. Stormfront is looking the building over and glances back at the Alliance who all walk up to join him. Stormfront turns his head back and about that time the door comes open and a heavyset man, bald w/grey hair around the sides of his head, and a long white doctors coat comes walking out.
Doctor Hanan: Hi Stormfront, I believe we spoke on the phone.
Stormfront extending his hand to shake Hanan's: How's it going Hanan.
Stormfront then turns his head and sort of waves his arm around to introduce the members.
Stormfront: BTW, this is the Sinister Alliance. You've got Mr. Bigg, Helena RIng, and Justin Vincible.
Justin Vincible was scratching his nuts and pulls them out of his pants and extends his hand.
Justin Vincible: Good to meet you, put er there.
The doctor just looks at JV and just waves: um, nice to meet you too.
Justin Vincible takes his hand back and looks confused. The rest all turn and start walking inside the hospital. Justin just stands there for a minute and sort of hesitantly sniffs his hand and sor of jerks his head back in disgust and shakes his head and walks to catch up with the rest. Now, the Sinister Alliance all find themselves inside the hospital in the lobby area.
Dr. Hanan: Here at Parkside Hospital we treat consumers with all kinds of disorders from schizophrenia, Bi-Polar w/suicidal tendencies, alcoholism, to just every day depression.
Hanan then starts walking toward the south part of the building.
Hanan: North wings keep women and south wing keeps men.
Justin vincible starts walking toward the north wing.
Hanan(coughing): Uh, Mr. Vincible. This way?
Justin Vincible-now realizing(yea right) what he's about to do: oh yea. Right.
The all go down just a few steps and make it to a hall. As you go down the hall you notice some doorways on the side that are obviously patiences rooms. The Sinister Alliance walk by one and Hanan looks in and turns away and allows the rest to see.
Hanan: This floor is for the Alcoholics. Basically, these people are just drying out. Nothing special here. I doubt they can help you or would even be interested.
Stormfront: Ha, nonsence. Take us to the next floor. Justin, you and Helena talk to these guys and make them an offer.
Helena: We'll take care of it.
Stormfront: ok doctor, proceed.
After a good walk. Stormfront, Mr. Bigg and the doctor make it to the elevator and get in.
Stormfront: Hey doc, take us to the extreme cases. I don't care to talk to anyone that's just Bi-Polar.
Doctor: Very well, that'll be #3.
The elevator reaches to #3 and when the elevator opens the 3 step out and look around. They notice it's just like the first wing but none of the lights are on. IT's dark except for the sunlight illuminating from the windows. Dr. Hanan leads them to a particular door halfway down the hall. Hanan looks inside the small window and then backs away for the rest to see. Hanan then starts to speak.
Dr. Hanan: This is Rick. He is your basic schizophrenic who's also got an axis 2 personality disorder of explosive personality. THis guy has only been here a week and has taken out 3 of our techs who will be on leave for quite some time. This guy is definately one to have in your corner.
Stormfront and Bigg are taking turns looking in and see a man sitting at the edge of his bed. The man looks to be about 6'5", and 260lbs. He's white, short black hair w/thin mustache. The man slowly turns his head and looks directly at the Alliance. The man then turns his head slowly back and next thing you know the man has his face pressed against the glass in a fit of rage and showing his teeth while foaming out the mouth.
Rick: I'll gut you wide open and wash myself with your blood just to make me feel pure again! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stormfront just taps on the window and looks back at the doc.
Stormfront: He'll do.
Stormfront go down the corridor and pick out more and when they are done they head back into the lobby.
Hannan: Ok, so the guys you picked, the nurses will have them down there in the cafeteria in their straight jackets ready for you.
Stormfront looking at Bigg: Well, let's go ahead and go to the cafeteria.
Mr. Bigg: Shouldn't we wait until JV and Helena get back?
Stormfront: They'll meet up with us later. Let's go.
Stormfront and Mr. Bigg head down another hallway, a short one, that eventually leads to some double doors. Behind them, the cafeteria. Stormfront looks at Bigg.
Stormfront: Well, let's do this.
Mr. Bigg: For sure.
Stormfront and Bigg open the doors and go right on in. The cafeteria looks like it had been cleaned out of the tables. It was nothing but a big large opening with 6 guys standing there, including Rick. Stormfront walks up to them and talks to each and every one of them giveing each a stare as he talks.
Stormfront: Alright, listen up you sick fucks. You are here today because you are 6 are FUBAR. For those with that are stupid along with crazy that's "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition." Or, something like that. Thing is, the Sinister Alliance needs one guy in their corner that's sick, crazy and doesn't mind spending time in a straight jacket.
Everyone just looks confused.
Stormfront: This is an all out battle with everyone fighting one another. Last man standing will get to come with us. Any questions.
They still look confused.
Stormfront: Everyone ready?
Still confused.
Stormfront: ok, uh, who wants to be a fire engine?
All at once raising their hands: oh me, me, me, me
Stormfront: Whip some ass and you can be our fire engine.
After hearing that, the psycho's starts hitting each other. This goes back and forth for quite some time. Spitting, biting, and punching. One guy get's thrown through the window but is bounced back because of the bars. Another guy is beating another one's head repeatedly against the wall. Just keeps going and going and going. Rick, takes his guy and ends up biting his ear off.
Stormfront: ooo, that's an ECW like move. We know he can hang with RVD now.
As the guy is screaming in pain Rick picks the guy up and lifts him above his head and lets him drop freely.
Mr. Bigg: Yea, and you can forget about Predator there.
Rick sort of looks dazed. Rick then goes up to one psycho who has another in a headlock and hits him square in the kidneys.
Stormfront: K-Dawg, this is for you.
The guy Rick hit spits out blood and falls to the ground and isn't moving but seems to be alive. Rick grabs the guy that was in the headlock and busts him right square in the face breaking his nose.
Mr. Bigg: And, one to mess up that pretty little face of Chris Steel.
Rick then picks the guy up and breaks his back on his shoulders. Rick then goes up to the guy who is repeatedly bashing anothers face into the wall.
Stormfront: I'd say that those 4 clowns I'm facing are in for a treat with this guy in my corner.
Rick grabs that guy and clotheslines him. Then Rick picks the guy up and looks at Storm.
Rick: This for you Storm.
Rick then executes his very own version of the Bolt Striker. Rick then goes to the guy who got his head bashed into the wall and looks at him and he's moving maybe a tad. Rick then lifts his boot and stomps straight on his head driving his head onto the floor more. The guy doesn't move after that. Rick is just standing there in a daze and he jerks his head toward Stormfront and Bigg.
Mr. Bigg: So what do you think?
Stormfront laughing and clapping: Fantastic, he rules.
Rick makes his way over to Stormfront and Bigg and just stands there right in front of them.
Stormfront: I'm Stormfront, this is Mr. Bigg. Looks like you are the survivor.
Rick in a more raspy scary voice: I'm Rick James Damnit!!!!!!!!!
Stormfront: That'll work for me Rick James Damnit.
Rick just sort of looks at Stormfront not really knowing what to say. About this time the doors come busting open. JV, Helena, and 2 alcoholics/drug addicts come stumbling in the cafeteria fallin over each other and laughin and shit. One of the abusers is holding up a 40 and holds it for the other to drink. The other one is sporting a blunt that JV obviously gave him and sticks it back in his mouth after getting a drink from the other abusers 40.
JV obviously drunk: Hey man.......I found two guys that are ready to fuck each other up and join us. All we gotta do is give em drugs and alcohol.
JV obviously can't stop from falling but is managing.
MR. Bigg: That's ok, we've got one here in Rick James Damnit.
Justin sort of leens his head closer to Rick as if trying to see him closely. Then he cocks his head to the side and takes a drink.
Justin Vincible spitting everything out getting it all over Rick: Shiiiiitt!!! This guy? Let me tell you something.....
Justin Vincible about that times starts pukeing. After doing this, he bends back up.
Justin Vincible: ahhh, that's better.
About that time, Justin falls on the floor and is passed out drunk. Helena who is half and half leans over him to try to wake him up.
Rick just sort of looks at JV as if looking right through him. Rick notices that JV has a big ol bag of preciously cut cocain in a really big baggy(freezer size). Rick takes the baggy away from JV not batting an eye. Rick opens it up and sticks his nose in it and snorts all of JV's cocain in one passing. Rick then flicks the baggy at JV and whipes his nose and drops his hands down to his side with a smug look and not takin his eyes off JV. One of the drunks come up the man.
Drunk #1: Hey man, what's the...........
About this time Rick takes the mans hand and squeezes and breaks it and shoves him away. Rick then turns his attention to the guy he just hurt. Drunk #2 jumps on Ricks back and Rick takes off running backwards as fast as he can and slams the guy against the concrete wall putting a hole in it. Rick then starts walking toward the first drunk who's getting up and when he makes it up Rick picks up the pace and is almost like a train and spears the other drunk right through another wall making another hole. Both drunks are out. Rick then turns his attention to Stormfront and Mr. Bigg.
Stormfront: ok, easy big guy. He doesn't make all the decisions around here. And besides, he really does like you. Let's go.
Rick walks over to the passed out Justin Vincible and picks him up and puts him over his shoulder and they all head out to the parking lot. Rick puts Justin Vincible in the back and they all get in except Rick. Rick goes over to the drivers side where Stormfront is going to resume control.
Stormfront: Go ahead and get in, it's ok.
he doesn't move.
Stormfront: What?
Mr. Bigg: I think he wants to drive.
Stormfront: ok, whatever.
Stormfront looks over at Bigg: Get in the back.
Mr. Bigg: MAN!!!!!
Mr. Bigg get's in the back and Stormfront slides over to the passenger and Rick get's in the drivers seat. Rick looks around to see where to start the vehicle but can't seem to figure that part out. Stormfront twists the key and turns it on. Rick just looks at Stormfront and puts it into gear and takes off not taking his eyes off Stormfront.
Stormfront: Hey man, might want to watch the road. Dude, the road??
They all take off and Rick is driving the humvee as fast as it'll go.
Stormfront: oh shit.
A deer ran out in front of them and the humvee just smashes the deer to pieces and keeps going and finally get's on the highway and sort of drives off in the sunset.
Fades and to a commercial.
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Post by The Forsaken on Jun 27, 2006 23:19:28 GMT -5
OOC: This RP isn't great it had to be rushed I only got like 50 minutes till Deadline and I still have to do one for Lilly's match. Scene One-Old You Scene starts with the Embassy in there lockeroom. AS: Chris We have something to say to you.
CS: Ok what?
AS: It's more like a inavention.
CS: WHAT?
AS: We want the old Chris Steel back.
LS: It's true Chris you were just so much more fun as him.
CS: You mean I was more fun as a Porn Addicted,Curse ranting,Nudes on the tron jackass.
LS: Yes.
CS: Fine if you all think that is the better me then so be it I will go back to the Chris Steel of ole.
PN: About time you were one boring person to talk to.
CS: Boring I was boring?
PN: Yes always about muscles and training and crap.
CS: Christ I guess I was a bit dull.
AS: Doesn't matter if you win or lose as long as you supply great porn You will always have a spot in the Embassy.Scene Two-Don't mean to go off on a rant here. Scene starts with Chris Steel making his way down to the ring. With Mic in hand. He slides into the ring. CS: It has come to my knowledge that you fans and some of my friends find me dull as this serious Chris Steel. So I guess I can only do one thing. I don't mean to go off on a rant here but...The Fans go crazy. CS: What is up with Arnold. The Govanator don't want to send any of Calf. Natonal Guard to help with the border patrol. That's just not right. So I say screw him I am throwing my name in to the hat to be Govenor of Cally. I will run win then personally go to each and every Macdonalds,Jack in the Box, and KFC and toss out the Mexicans myself! I will track down each and every lowriding illegal punk myself! Now I will leave Taco Bell alone cause Mexicans should work there cause blacks and whites can't make good Tacos. Also on the subject of food. I heard this crazy Bitch on O'Reily Factor talking about how they should tell people how to eat. Cause some fat asses don't know when to stop eating. I say who the fuck is this bitch to tell me when and what to EAT! If I get fat so what I don't care my choice not this holier then thou CUNTs choice! Shoe don't like fast food then retard simply dont eat it stick to your soybean crap and leave my plate alone. Ohh now here are some pics enjoy!www.freecelebritymoviearchive.com/tgp2v2/jessica_biel/pic02.jpgwww.nude-celeb-hound.com/gal/pics/pamgrier.jpg
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